Sammy Sofa
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Nice play, Addison! -
You must use it MORE OFTEN GET ME MY PREDICTING JACKET:
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I feel weirdly tipsy after that even though I'm at work. So surreal. I hope I'm not having a stroke.
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Alright, so I called that one and Schwarber putting it in the river. I must use this power for good.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAH!!!
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A Soler-powered laser beam dagger to the heart would be pretty [expletive] fun right about now.
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That one group of Cubs fans they keep showing look like a bunch of hairier, fatter McPoyles.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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The seal has been broken.
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NICE.
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Pretty much. Thankfully Gracia seemed to be making his decisions like he's behind the wheel.
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LULZ.
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[expletive], Garcia looks like [expletive]. Rizzo and Bryant need to do some damage when they come back around again.
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Yes!
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Nice, you stupid feathered anus.
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Yay, Castro. Look how happy he is! They got this.
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Not true; he could lay down a mean bunt if he had to.
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Yiiiiiiiikes.
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Welp. That just happened.
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Blargh. That was really rank.
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Well, that was ridiculously dong-able. AND AGAIN. Hit that stupid thing.
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What the [expletive] were TBFiB even clapping for when Soler thought he had ball 4? The ump?
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YES. Great AB.
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Get off the bench, you fartknocker.
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:flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: Grant me dongs.
