Sammy Sofa
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Addison motorin'. -
Lance Lynn is 28 Damn, Kyle mowing them down. :flythew: :flythew: :flythew: :flythew:
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Hah! It's only the 3rd. HOLY [expletive]. IT'S ONLY THE [expletive] 3RD.
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Alright Starlin!
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Game 4 is obviously going to be Lackey because they'll be down 2-1 with their backs against the wall.
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Would they do something crazy like start Wainright? I kinda want that to happen just out of the hope he sends a body part flying into the crowd.
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Nice walk, Rizzo.
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Naaaah, he's been nasty. Strop is the only one I don't want to see during this series.
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1-2-3, but Jesus, they're hitting Hendricks hard. I give him, like, a 1 more run-leash and that's it.
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Nice play, Addison!
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You must use it MORE OFTEN GET ME MY PREDICTING JACKET:
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I feel weirdly tipsy after that even though I'm at work. So surreal. I hope I'm not having a stroke.
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Alright, so I called that one and Schwarber putting it in the river. I must use this power for good.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAH!!!
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A Soler-powered laser beam dagger to the heart would be pretty [expletive] fun right about now.
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That one group of Cubs fans they keep showing look like a bunch of hairier, fatter McPoyles.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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The seal has been broken.
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NICE.
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Pretty much. Thankfully Gracia seemed to be making his decisions like he's behind the wheel.
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LULZ.
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[expletive], Garcia looks like [expletive]. Rizzo and Bryant need to do some damage when they come back around again.
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Yes!
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Nice, you stupid feathered anus.
