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  1. Again not concerned about the cardinals but I would like our guys to hit off Gerrit Cole like every other team in baseball does Cole has similarly dominated the Cardinals until tonight, so, hey, dream big, I guess.
  2. horsefeathers, now I hope the Cardinals win just so you cry-barf all over yourselves.
  3. And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh. TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.
  4. I think doom boner was one of the first terms that I took from this site into the real world. It is effective at meetings. Didn't it start as a way to describe Kyle? Yeah, though I didn't realize it was in the politics thread. http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=54039&p=2583516&hilit=doom+boner#p2583516
  5. I mean, it was started by a wine spritzer-rampaging Tim. Have we no dignity left anymore?
  6. For the record: I am FAR more worried about "doom boner" being lost to the dustbin of history than whatever the horsefeathers the Cardinals do.
  7. "Ninnies" sounds like you're an old lady chasing away street urchins trying to steal your pie from the windowsill.
  8. At this point it feels like worrying about the Cardinals being a threat to the Cubs is basically worrying because the Cubs lost A game, which is just goofy. It's the busted-ass 2017 Cardinals we're talking about; they're going to need the Cubs to lose a LOT more than that to have a shot.
  9. Man, doesn't that translate to the dude throwing only something like 18.whatever pitches an inning? Booooo-hooooooooooooo. Pretty heavy workload for a reliever. Again I agree with the usage to this point but didn't think he should have gone out for the 10th. Maybe it's just random baseball that he gave up 2 rockets to 3 batters but after throwing as much as he did this week that could also be a reason why "Heavy." He's basically, what, throwing 5 pitches more than would be ideal?
  10. Why, do they get double secret probation wins or something?
  11. Man, doesn't that translate to the dude throwing only something like 18.whatever pitches an inning? Booooo-hooooooooooooo.
  12. Uh, how did he "ride" him? He used him when you want to use your closer, and worked in time off.
  13. Man, we mostly grew up on garbage teams that lost their minds at the slightest shred of success; I can't really fault them for that.
  14. ninny i relish in it. horsefeathers these horsefeathers. I want Cubs domination, but, to be fair, outside of Braun they seem like a bunch of OK dudes.
  15. It's bad enough that this is a slow game, but a slow game where the only option for the TV broadcast is horsefeathering Smoltz? This is a really lame Hell.
  16. Jon Jay is some kind of succubus who feeds off of our disgust.
  17. People still trying to make this happen are only slightly less worse than the "lift my balls" guy. I worked too long and hard on "doom boner" (HIIIIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) to see it be neglected for this nonsense. Don't be bitter. Don't sound like a tipsy Rose Kennedy wearing a giant floppy sun hat.
  18. People still trying to make this happen are only slightly less worse than the "lift my balls" guy. I worked too long and hard on "doom boner" (HIIIIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) to see it be neglected for this nonsense.
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