Sammy Sofa
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Again not concerned about the cardinals but I would like our guys to hit off Gerrit Cole like every other team in baseball does Cole has similarly dominated the Cardinals until tonight, so, hey, dream big, I guess. -
horsefeathers, now I hope the Cardinals win just so you cry-barf all over yourselves.
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And, of course, because of these posts I just checked the score of what turned out to be a 10-6 game with the Pirates leading in the bottom of the 7th like the Cardinals had tied it up or taken the lead. I mean, you guys realize that the largest lead the Pirates had was 6 runs, right? The Cardinals have managed to narrow the gap BY TWO WHOLE RUNS. Ugh. TURGID LITTLE DOOM BONERS, ALL OF YOU.
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I think doom boner was one of the first terms that I took from this site into the real world. It is effective at meetings. Didn't it start as a way to describe Kyle? Yeah, though I didn't realize it was in the politics thread. http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=54039&p=2583516&hilit=doom+boner#p2583516
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I mean, it was started by a wine spritzer-rampaging Tim. Have we no dignity left anymore?
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For the record: I am FAR more worried about "doom boner" being lost to the dustbin of history than whatever the horsefeathers the Cardinals do.
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"Ninnies" sounds like you're an old lady chasing away street urchins trying to steal your pie from the windowsill.
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At this point it feels like worrying about the Cardinals being a threat to the Cubs is basically worrying because the Cubs lost A game, which is just goofy. It's the busted-ass 2017 Cardinals we're talking about; they're going to need the Cubs to lose a LOT more than that to have a shot.
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Jeez, if you guys wanna be scared so bad, fine, go nuts.
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Man, doesn't that translate to the dude throwing only something like 18.whatever pitches an inning? Booooo-hooooooooooooo. Pretty heavy workload for a reliever. Again I agree with the usage to this point but didn't think he should have gone out for the 10th. Maybe it's just random baseball that he gave up 2 rockets to 3 batters but after throwing as much as he did this week that could also be a reason why "Heavy." He's basically, what, throwing 5 pitches more than would be ideal?
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Why, do they get double secret probation wins or something?
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Man, doesn't that translate to the dude throwing only something like 18.whatever pitches an inning? Booooo-hooooooooooooo.
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Justin Wilson: Somehow Carnie Wilson
Sammy Sofa replied to Ding Dong Johnson's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Uh, how did he "ride" him? He used him when you want to use your closer, and worked in time off.
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Ah well. Take the series tomorrow.
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Man, we mostly grew up on garbage teams that lost their minds at the slightest shred of success; I can't really fault them for that.
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ninny i relish in it. horsefeathers these horsefeathers. I want Cubs domination, but, to be fair, outside of Braun they seem like a bunch of OK dudes.
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Man, Wilson with some real Baez-like AB's this series.
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LIES. DECEPTION.
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It's bad enough that this is a slow game, but a slow game where the only option for the TV broadcast is horsefeathering Smoltz? This is a really lame Hell.
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This is a boring ass game.
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Jon Jay is some kind of succubus who feeds off of our disgust.
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People still trying to make this happen are only slightly less worse than the "lift my balls" guy. I worked too long and hard on "doom boner" (HIIIIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) to see it be neglected for this nonsense. Don't be bitter. Don't sound like a tipsy Rose Kennedy wearing a giant floppy sun hat.
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People still trying to make this happen are only slightly less worse than the "lift my balls" guy. I worked too long and hard on "doom boner" (HIIIIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) to see it be neglected for this nonsense.
