Sammy Sofa
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If Tubirsky comes out and is amazing and the Bears win I will download "Santeria" and post a picture of me listening to it.
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I'll listen to Sublime before I watch a second of the Bears!
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The hangover lineup is hungover. -
Oh, you can trash that dork all you want.
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How dare you shitheads unfairly slander my beloved Starlin: http://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/yankees/2017/09/28/torreyes-behind-yankees-new-home-run-celebration/714706001/ EAT IT, YOU CRUMB BUMS.
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Isn't there a rule against having the names Tucker Barnhart and Scooter Gennett in the same lineup?
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"Tubinski" is something I have inexplicably heard more than once from family members.
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Boy, this Pena fella is real sharp with the baseballs.
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Exactly.
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Only the first hit of the inning was hit hard. The rest were BABIP singles Quintana loves giving up wimpy singles like Trubinsky loves kissing [expletive].
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Votto loves breaking hearts and huffing farts.
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Guys, this probably means that Quintana is going to start the game I'm going to, so commence your pants-pooping now because he is guaranteed to do the same thanks to my streak of evil.
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Oh, great. Did Quintana's arm fall off or something?
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Yeah, but it's the wrong vintage Quintana.
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http://static02.mediaite.com/themarysue/uploads/2015/04/TugCollar.gif
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THE MILK'S GONE BAD.
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Votto, you sanctimonious orangutan.
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GO SWALLOW A WHOLE RAMBUTAN, JOEY.
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1 pitch and I already want this ump to get bent.
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Don't worry: Bears lose, 41-13. nonsense. you will see how wrong you are when Mitch vanquishes the Vikings with his penis. I won't see a damn thing, mercifully.
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Yessssssssss.
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Don't worry: Bears lose, 41-13.
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Aahahahahahahahaah! https://deadspin.com/steph-curry-on-that-unity-sports-illustrated-cover-1818861488 What a simpering, mewling, mediocre white douche.
