Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, I get being frustrated at the time they're struggling, but to still be bothered by that now? That's just a season-sized version of Kyle's griping like how Theo and co.'s initial losing seasons would somehow taint when they started winning. Something sucks at the time, by why would that make something good suck in the future?
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Dat Seal Boy is one sweet piece of bat. -
Looking at Rizzo's numbers over the last 22 games/28 days on BR like: http://www.gifimagesdownload.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/latest-nervous-gif-466.gif
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I'm a fan of the guy if just for how he's reduced most of Bears fandom to this:
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Hey, at least it's not a dumb ass white dude "accidentally" rocking blackface, sooooooooooo...progress?
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Ideally I will be able to knock this and the Javy Air thing out in one go.
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You having an Orton jersey explains all of it It was a bad gamble; I had won a custom jersey, was initially thinking of getting #23 with "Ridiculous" as the name, but then they got Cutler and I thought he was going to go on to greatness, so somehow I talked myself into thinking that Orton would always be remembered as the guy that got them THE Guy and getting his goofy nickname would be hilarious forever. And that's not even taking into account the connotations of "neckbeard" that came later. Whoops.
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I dunno. Whatever sulley thinks is amazing.
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If he's good I will give you my timeless "Neckbeard" jersey.
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Man, I stopped watching football when Kaep was still good. He's copying ME.
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If Tubirsky comes out and is amazing and the Bears win I will download "Santeria" and post a picture of me listening to it.
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I'll listen to Sublime before I watch a second of the Bears!
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The hangover lineup is hungover.
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Oh, you can trash that dork all you want.
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How dare you shitheads unfairly slander my beloved Starlin: http://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/yankees/2017/09/28/torreyes-behind-yankees-new-home-run-celebration/714706001/ EAT IT, YOU CRUMB BUMS.
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Isn't there a rule against having the names Tucker Barnhart and Scooter Gennett in the same lineup?
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"Tubinski" is something I have inexplicably heard more than once from family members.
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Boy, this Pena fella is real sharp with the baseballs.
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Exactly.
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Only the first hit of the inning was hit hard. The rest were BABIP singles Quintana loves giving up wimpy singles like Trubinsky loves kissing [expletive].
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Votto loves breaking hearts and huffing farts.
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Guys, this probably means that Quintana is going to start the game I'm going to, so commence your pants-pooping now because he is guaranteed to do the same thanks to my streak of evil.
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Oh, great. Did Quintana's arm fall off or something?
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Yeah, but it's the wrong vintage Quintana.
