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Sammy Sofa

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    I can't tell if it's that Addison's kid looks SO much like him, or if it's that Addison just looks like a freakin' baby.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Ahahahah! RIPD, Peterman's Reality Tour. He would have loved that.
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    ME. That’s awesome. Can’t wait until we get Harper barrelling down the 3rd baseline giving you the ol buster posey Me too. I'm gonna hug him and kiss him so much as we tumble to the ground, tangled in each other's arms, and you're gonna have to watch.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Man, it would be pretty freakin' amazing if Justin Wilson remembered that he's Justin Wilson. Gimme that sweet, sweet Bullpen of Doom.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Please stop saying "ninny" like it's not terrible.
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    It's amazing how calm I am going into this series thanks to winning it last year.At this time last year, before the Giants series, I was completely unable to sleep, but tonight I'm going to have no problem, then I'll get up and enjoy the hell out of the early game and part of the Indians game. Man, I slept like a baby last night; best night of sleep I've had all week. I woke up before the alarm went off and actually felt completely rested and in a good mood; the Friday before a holiday weekend and the start of Cubs' playoff baseball? Good times.
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    Psh, he knows what'll happen to him if he pushes his luck again.
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    Or he doubles down and wastes what additional baserunners they manage to eke out because he's a big dumb dinosaur. Basically Dusty is THE reason I feel so good about this series.
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    How about instead of 9 innings long, the WC game is 15 innings long? Y'know, just to arbitrarily make it more fair, YOU PUMPKINHEADS.
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    Yeah, same here. "Pitching and defense wins" in the middle of an offensive onslaught making the difference. "You can't get away with that in the playoffs" while getting away with that in the playoffs. All these sort of things bug me. But I'm not watching a playoff game for a detailed analysis of each pitch. The way he looks so off-model from the other characters in the still shot is very unsettling and distressing.
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    ok, i'm just gonna say it. i didn't get this. i didn't wanna look dumb at first by asking for the explanation but i can't help myself. At first I thought he assumed there was a turbinskyesque misspelling. But then I thought maybe he was playing with the V sound in vasgersian and comparing your tweet to trubisky's tweets about tatas. This guy gets me.
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    Man, get a load of our own Turzinsky over here. ok, i'm just gonna say it. i didn't get this. i didn't wanna look dumb at first by asking for the explanation but i can't help myself. It was, admittedly, a reach at how "vasgersian" kind reads like a vaguely dirty word, so I was saying that that sounded like Dublinsky's kissing [expletive] tweet.
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    Plus the Yankees are real jagoffs in that area with their dumb uniform tradition.
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    Man, get a load of our own Turzinsky over here.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Fair, shamir; if you don't want to have to play the WC, win the damn division.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Plus those home numbers are still damn good.
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    Counterpoint; tree was awesome, and then went just 1-2 this year. He's possibly the Justin Wilson of game threads!
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    I'm weirdly chill about this series. I got a real good feeling.
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    BA-BOOSH.
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    it's pretty much that punchers chance that you and i and nobody else held out hope for in like 2013-14 IF THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO WIN, WHY WOULD THEY SPEND MONEY ON JAXON A drinking problem.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I want a clash of the gimpy hammies SO BAD between Max and Jake.
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    I'm curious to check out the new Cubs book by Rich Cohen: https://deadspin.com/the-cubs-were-never-more-themselves-than-in-1979-1819113571 From the comments section:
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