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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Eh; at worst it looks like a barely worsened version of already flawed mechanics. Once he came to the Cubs they tried to do, what, add a timing mechanism? I don't remember ever seeing/hearing of them trying anything else new when he showed up compared to what he was doing before he signed with them.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Double spoiler: trade him to Milwaukee.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Spoiler: it's the same damn swing.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Gee, if only he could look like he does when he hits a home run all the time: https://youtu.be/Kn_XMSaa3PA
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Please find examples of it not looking terrible, thanks.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I wanna start threads but I don't wanna run things. JUST KIDDING. The person next up will be highlighted in blue. [glow=red]2018 Season Game Thread Starters[/glow] [shadow=blue]Sammy Sofa[/shadow] PackLandVA philosophizer75 Ding Dong Johnson treebird Duke Silver David Andy Liam Neeson jersey cubs fan bukie soccer10k
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Did it ever NOT look like garbage?
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  9. Sammy Sofa
    I’ll take this team too. Will pm wild card! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, the real issue is with everyone responding TO the vagina post.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I dunno; maybe dude didn't see the crutches or something.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    "Boy, this nonsensical zinger about Bryant gesturing vaguely towards his wife's genitals is some GOOD CONTENT. Nailed it!"
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers. And here I thought you peaked early today in the politics thread.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Was there even a second of hesitation before hitting "Submit."
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That's our Derwood.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    http://adamsarson.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/pitching-machine.gif?w=980
  17. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.trbimg.com/img-5953e729/turbine/ct-tom-ricketts-ted-cruz-chicago-inc-20170628
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Did this article linked to in that never get posted here? https://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/battle-scarred-kris-bryant-of-cubs-promises-leadership-fight-for-next-cba/
  19. Sammy Sofa
    i'm guessing that's that same crazy machine KB has at home and the cubs have at their facilities where you can set the thing to imitate any pitcher https://www.amazon.com/Attack-Baseball-Pitching-Machine-Sports/dp/B0058QQF5A Not Prime eligible I like how this kinda makes pitching sound like this Cronenbergian nightmare, where pitchers are somehow being force-fed and then horrifically expelling the ball.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Did someone post this anywhere? https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/spending-bill-could-quash-minor-league-baseball-players-wage-claims/2018/03/18/d31cd76e-2b0a-11e8-8ad6-fbc50284fce8_story.html?utm_term=.4ffa7139ea89
  21. Sammy Sofa
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    Sign up, you scum! I want to finally crush as many of you as possible this year.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    To be fair to Derwood, that Jorge thread was probably his best work.
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  25. Sammy Sofa
    Good parallel thinking with "weirdo" there.
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