Sammy Sofa
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Explain tommy lastella murdered someone http://gifgifmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/foka-hvata-djevojku.gif
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RIP keener -
He's such a stupid wiener.
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Despite the double play, this is my automatic reaction every time Wilson shows his squishy face:
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Who are these guys and what did they do with the horsefeathers ass Cubs?
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BUNTS LICK BUTTS.
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They never really stopped sucking; that Cubs just sucked harder during that series.
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Dat relief pitcher is one piece of BASS.
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Curses. It's only the 7th.
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Funk yeah.
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PHEW.
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I'll even make it the shitty blue 80's pullover jersey style.
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If Gimenez dongs here I will buy a Gimenez shirsey.
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Great, Montgomery has come down with Cubsstartingpitcheritis.
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They're gonna win this one because I have far too many great musical selections picked out for dead NSBBers for it to end today.
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The whole "spider monkey" lie gets funnier and funnier the more I think about it. Just picturing this oaf flop-sweating as he desperately tries to come up with the dumbest excuse possible. "Come on, spider monkeys are totally known for the weird faces they make! IT'S A COMMON THING."
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Yeah, now that Yu is never going to pitch again, he really doesn't serve much of a purpose.
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Oh, hey, Albert.
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Even if they did sign Machado, ideally they'd move him back to 3B and move Bryant to RF and Heyward to CF, so no need to trade Russell.
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Heyward would just move to CF and Almora and Happ are the 4th OF or traded.
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Depending on how much you buy into FIP/the metrics...who's going to be the best, if not him? I was giving Lucky Lester the benefit of the doubt, but now you've just made me feel even more terrified!
