Sammy Sofa
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Sham fraud Lester cruising for an epic 4-inning outing. -
What kind of lunatic thinks, "hmmmm, yeah; a pic of me and the corpse of Larry King is the best way to put myself out there?"
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I always assumed he was a really crunchy jam band sorta dude.
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Seriously, how the hell did that foamy squeaker fart of a song become such a big hit.
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RIP sulley
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Almost like this team is good, Duker and a team full of good hitters was eventually going to normalize with that RISP nonsense. Almost like every dumb narrative is just that. When you have bloody diarrhea, the real comfort comes from the assurances that some indeterminate time in the future you WON'T have bloody diarrhea.
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Hurrah.
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I hate this idiot bullpen.
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Surely one of these fartknocker relievers who isn't Strop or Morrow can horsefeathering finish this game.
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I love spiteful runs.
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Hold on; I think I seriously just had a rage stroke reading this. I had somehow mercifully missed/ignored/forgotten that he was signed for TWO horsefeathering YEARS.
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Did Joe think the Cubs walk off or something last inning? Where the horsefeathers is he?
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horsefeathering unbelievable. The pitching on this team is a pile of heart attacks.
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*JUSTIN WILSON HAS BEEN SUMMONED* I would legitimately feel 100000000 times better seeing that trash heap instead.
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YES, OK, PLEASE LEAVE HIM IN AGAINST THE TOP OF THEIR LINEUP.
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Please use literally anyone or anything other than Duensing.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck, there's so much game left and the Cubs have so many bad pitchers.
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This is the most Baez-y AB possible.
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Chili right now:
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Holy horsefeathers; the Cubs seriously have done all of this without a single XBH?
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HEY CHATWOOD: This team is too damn good for your scumbaggery.
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Unleash your murderous touch, Happ.
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GET FUCKED, UMP.
