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  1. Sammy Sofa
    How many people died on my team?!?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, they'd still wait a month or two to put him on the IL even after he killed himself slamming into the bricks.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Dude put up his dukes like it was 1910 or some horsefeathers.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    That Rizzo story is insane, and it seems like the response is mostly just, "well, would you look at that." Like absolutely not even a whisper of anything happening to the Yankees, or the player's union being up in arms or anything. It's just a variation of the same, "tough it out/rub some dirt on it" horse horsefeathers.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    What's the "societal issue" you've got an issue with?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty much "the intolerance of intolerance is the REAL intolerance" territory. Like, this is little different than if we were making fun of him for ripping a gigantic fart on air; it's horsefeathers funny to make fun of him because he's such a complete and total jackass.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I can't possibly put my finger on what the objectionable "political belief" is from making fun of Thom Brennaman. Nope, that's a real brain-buster.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    This is nonsensical.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Couldn't Thom just talk baseball? He's the one tha-there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Actually, THIS might be even more brutal:
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe one of the darkest fan confessions in the column's history:
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  13. Sammy Sofa
    Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Chicago Bears | Defector
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  15. Sammy Sofa
    Reppin' Dock Ellis, baby:
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Man, that's easily worth at least 90.
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  18. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, uh, yeah...I knew that. (Thanks)
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Well, horsefeathers. So I can't do anything about Trout at this point, right?
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    I'd also like to drop Judge for Betts.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I'll drop Trout for Ohtani. Thanks!
  23. Sammy Sofa
    He'd be too angry while doing it.
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  25. Sammy Sofa
    Brock, don't follow Musk's lead.
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