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  1. Sammy Sofa
    HOLY [expletive] GOD OF [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] OH MY [expletive] GOD.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    BEAUTIFUL.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Now might be a squeeze time.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, huge break. PH SOTO, LOU.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Every single time. Even when he was asked about it without it actually happening, he whined. He hasn't, but keep thinking that if you want to. He's actually done the exact opposite and has said he's willing to hit elsewhere. Because he is not a leadoff hitter! Sure, you can argue that the goal of ANY baseball player is to cross home plate. However, what makes him different from any other slugger? Why don't the Sox hit Jim Thome leadoff? Why doesn't Washington solve their problems by sticking Adam Dunn in the leadoff spot? Both those guys score runs, so they must be good leadoff hitters, right? FWIW, both those guys would be better than Soriano at hitting leadoff, because they both actually get on base. Because Soriano has shown over his career, for better or for worse, that he hits best in the leadoff spot unlike those you just listed. Actually, he does the critical thing that you want a lead off hitter to do: cross home plate. He's also shown he's not as effective when hitting elsewhere in the lineup.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    What the fudge? That guy AGAIN?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    If Z actually hits one out I will laaaaaaaaaaff and laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaff and laaaaaaaaaaaaff.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, made him look like a chump with that one. Great two innings from Guzman.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Blargh.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Terrible eye given what the ump has been calling all day and how little that pitched moved.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Damn these outside strike calls.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive].
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Destroy him, Lee.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Very nice comeback. Finish 'em off, Gooz. Thank you.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Balls.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    FINISH THEM. Mr. Clutch is up right now.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    How the [expletive] did Miles end up with over 30 RBI's the last three seasons?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    God, Miles, just once...ONCE...do something productive with the bat.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    its actually a useful tool when you're out and trying to figure something out, especially when you don't have internet on your phone. but i don't use kgb, i use chacha because its free chacha is great, because it's so fun to mess with them. The other night I asked them if it was true that michael jordan was accused of molesting macauly culkin and it took them three tries before they said "YOURE THINKING OF MICHAEL JACKSON." also, they were not pleased when i asked them if lebron james had ever raped anyone So what's the answer?!?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I'm exhausted. Speaking of exhausted, who is left in the bullpen? Just Patton and Gregg?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    If you REALLY loved us you'd hit into a DP, DeRo.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Thanks, blue.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    The Cajun Connection must have something they need to get to after the game.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Basically received nothing that will help this year(though I could see Stevens doing something in the pen), but Archer and Gaub(along with Stevens) are at least interesting prospects. Indeed. It's not the deal itself that's the bad part, just that Hendry did such a poor job replacing what DeRosa brought to the team.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Very apt, since Mencia made his bones as a standup stealing Lopez' jokes.
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