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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yipes.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Aw, balls.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Cutler is Kid Flash tonight.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not bragging about anything, you titanic oaf; I'm savoring their suffering. If you weren't such a cottage cheese-skinned coward you'd be able to recognize that. But at least you seemingly recognize that you've effectively been rooting for the Cardinals and you feel the roiling emotions that come along with it.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Curb stomps for the both of you.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Sorry, I couldn't hear anything over the sound of me wallowing in my own crapulence. In other words: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t4ot3BbY1qcmnoyo1_1280.jpg
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That was like drive porn.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    First blood.....final blood.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    To be fair, the Cubs are pretty terrible and easy to make fun of.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Well done, sir. Well done.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Next [expletive] to pick the Cardinals is getting shot.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I sure hope people tweeted him asking him why he quit on his team. He made an appearance on the sidelines with crutches & a foot brace. Hence, his injury is legit. Schefter just tweeded that MJD is out at least a week with his knee injury, so essentially we can say that his injury is no worse than Jay's in the NFCCG, yet MJD needs a cart off the field, while Jay actually tried to continue on an play on his knee. I think we know which player is soft here... Is this more torturous or tedious?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I [expletive] hate you guys.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2736642_o.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    How the [expletive] can anyone think Hawk is "informative" and Len isn't, one of the few announcers who even refers to sabermetric-y stuff at all? Maybe he gets to think about interesting things in the long silent stretches where Hawk doesn't say anything at all as he throws a petulant tantrum like a child because his team is losing.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Dear sweet [expletive] Jesus, I would kill for either, but especially Cespedes. RIGHT THE WRONG, THEO.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    So much that I disagree with here. Replacing Len with Sutton would be awful. Len was the reason the pairing was good, he wasn't elevated by Brenly in any way. I guess I see it different. I think Len is a decent enough announcer but I would much prefer Sutton. IMO Bob was the more entertaining of the two the more valuable one to the broadcast team. What the what. Yeah, the corny jokes about nagging wives was the more valuable part.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    GONNA FLY NOW.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    GETTING STRONG NOW.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Y'know how annoying it is when Aramis Fan declares a game to be over in the game threads? This is that.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Very. Maybe you should sit down.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Thank [expletive] Christ; a voice of sanity. TIGERS SWEEP.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    This is just going to make their collapse all the more delightful.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Much like this proposed trade.
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