Why? So we'd have zero offensive production and no defense from that position? no, because it would be cool. just like i'd rather have an adam dunn cardboard cutout in my room rather than have jeromy burnitz for a roommate. but then again, i could talk a ton of trash to jeromy burnitz if he was my roommate and if he tried to hit me, he would just swing and miss and even if he hit me it wouldn't be hard at all.