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Deng just doesn't want to miss out on this in London:

I hate you, Brian Kelly. I hate your [expletive] lesbian golfer visor. I hate your [expletive] offense that looks like Oregon’s offense on quaaludes and holds the ball for 2.5 minutes a game. I hate your [expletive] Dance of the Backup Quarterbacks playcalling system. I hate your [expletive] Baaaaaahston accent as you blame the players and get high on the smell of your own [expletive] farts. I hate you, Notre Dame football players. You’re made of glass, you’re [expletive] idiots, and you look like flabby turnstiles in those absurd shrink-wrap jerseys. You sit on the bench and cry because your opponents are actually, you know, hitting and trying to win a football game. You fold at the first sign of adversity, you drop balls a third grader would catch, and you spend most of the game chugging gatorade and feeling sorry for yourselves. I’m sure that, somehow, you’ll muster up enough strength to go out and drink 19 Keystone Lights in South Bend tonight, because you [expletive] deserve it. You’re all [expletive] losers. Put your [expletive] helmets back on and at least look like you want to be playing football. I hate you, Notre Dame fans. You people [expletive] suck. I hate your pink jerseys, your 2.5 children named Hunter and Dakota and Mackenzie. I hate your [expletive] Bluetooths and your Blackberries that you dick around with instead of, you know, paying attention to the [expletive] football game. You want your hot chocolate hot, your seat cushion squishy, and your football stadium absolutely silent so the noise doesn’t hurt little Aiden’s ears. You’re the lamest [expletive] fanbase in the country, and I’m ashamed to be one of you. I hate you, Notre Dame football. You’re fucked beyond repair, and the next time you do something impressive will be the first in my lifetime. You’re a bloated, creaking, corpse of a football program that slowly lurches along year after year, taking one step forward and two steps back. [expletive] your classiness and your tradition and your “Welcome to Notre Dame Stadium!” and your violent yellow flowers and your [expletive] announcers who can’t identify the players or pronounce their names and your commercial breaks that last a galactic year and your [expletive] [expletive] schedules. All you do is provide schadenfreude for our enemies, and it [expletive] blows. [expletive] you all, I’m getting drunk.

ND was on a knife's edge between powerhouse and occasional threat. It's not that they're bad it's that they've lost too many games they should've won in the BK era to really get the ball rolling. Michigan and USC were reeling coming off the Dick Rod and end of Carroll eras and now Ohio State is going to put the Midwest on lock with Meyer at the helm.

ND fans understandably upset that their window has closed with Michigan and USC getting back on track and Urbz locking up the the midwest.

Reggie Miller is so awkward as an announcer

Carmelo with a devastating head band injury

lol MR getting uppity about local law enforcement having it out for ND because the football program can't stop killing , raping and getting arrested

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haw, Shark wants a 4 out inning to break a sweat

Hellllooooo concussion/brain trauma angle

Who was on Holliday? He had the game of his life, and Turner had one of his best of his career. Just an off-night for Deng defensively or was he on Iguadola? Cj Watson is an embarrassment on defense Ive seen him be a pest on ball defender. I dont think he's healthy

I just want to know where the D went. I dont see us winning many playoff games unless we keep it in the 80s

Did Thibs give these guys qualudes at halftime

good d

nice energy

Should lock these clowns up in the 2nd half. No way Jrue Holiday ever plays this well again in his life.

cool, TNT and literally no other channel decides to lose signal on my cable

Because Korver is a zero on defense. I'm not overly worried about Korver's defense when Asik and Gibson are in. You need scoring.

Not sure why we don't let Korver work with this lineup. Brewer is a zero on offense.

Let's see if Lucas shits his pants here

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I chortled.

Think of how awesome KGs column will be in a year. "Barfight, anything is possible!" There's a perverse part of me that hopes the Bulls amnesty Boozer and sign KG. Just to watch the backtracking. That and I'm afraid we dump all our cash in extending him for far too long (i.e. more than 1 year) http://i.imgur.com/19erc.gif

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All the free agent PFs from 2010 are so underwhelming.