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  1. This lady isn't nearly as bad as the other morning zoo idiots they've had up there recently.
  2. Oh crap. Here we go with the annoying news reader.
  3. One time me and one of my brothers were driving back from an Ole Miss/LSU game and we were in the middle of nowhere and he started panicking. He had to find a toilet or he was going to crap his pants in the car. So I get off the next exit and there is nothing there, but we see a construction site with a portajohn. So he screams for me to pull over. It's pitch dark btw. So he runs in there and apparently didn't sit down (he's a germaphobe) and just blasted. Well apparently in his haste he didn't realize that the seat was down and so it blasted back all over him..and there is no TP. I get a call and he explains the situation and we figured the only way for him to not ride back the remaining three hours naked was for me to go give him my boxers. So yeah, he rode back the rest of the way in nothing but my boxers. He left the heaped remains of his soiled clothes in there. What an unpleasant surprise for some poor construction worker to find the next Monday.
  4. Phil Niekro http://sports.cbsimg.net/images//visual/whatshot/Niekroknuckle.gif
  5. Next to zero chance that happens in the South. That's the surest way to ensure that next to no one comes to your wedding. I've been to maybe two weddings during college football season in my entire life and they were strategically planned to coincide with certain bye weeks.
  6. Germany was known as "Baseball's Clown Prince". He is most famous for stealing first base (after stealing second base) on multiple occasions. In light of this, they eventually changed the rule book making it where you can't run the bases in reverse order after legally possessing a base. His wiki is worth a read. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany_Schaefer
  7. Good for him. I hope he makes it to the Show.
  8. It's bugs me aesthetically that the White Sox don't wear white socks.
  9. Arkansas' leading rusher, Johnathon Williams, out for season with broken foot.
  10. I wouldn't even give up Silva for that goateed has-been with greasy hair.
  11. Coghlan heard you yesterday, Mojo. Soler heard you today.
  12. Some idiot just threw a beer bottle at Schwarber.
  13. No matter how hard they try to be hip, Buick will never be anything but an old person car.
  14. You ought not talk about 'em like that, he just a boy http://www.monologuedb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slingbladebillybobthorton.jpg
  15. Mojo, the ball fell in between the outfielders as they were staring at each other looking for the ball
  16. A rare moment of commentary from Fred! Do this more.
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