Hendry was one of my high school football coaches back in 1981. The quotes sound just like how he talks. Back then, every other word out of his mouth was a swear word and this was at a Catholic HS. Here are some examples of Hendryisms circa 1981: You have kind hair....the kinda hair that grows around a monkey's azz. To a student who was being difficult, in class: I'll stick your head up your azz and roll you down Bird Road like a bowling ball. When he was at Creighton, a co-worker was a pretty active alum and got to be friends with him. Once he saw my co-worker sitting in one of the front rows and said to him, "I'll be up in a little bit". Hendry proceded to get thrown out of the game on purpose and sat in the stands with my co-worker. Once when a pitcher was struggling, he went out to the mound for a visit and told the pitcher "you know what....you're getting laid tonight" and then turned around and walked back to the dugout. The pitcher got out of the jam. Having known him for two years, back in the early 80s, the quotes from the luncheon sound just like the things he would say.