otis89

You know your team is horrible offensively when your pitcher gets the first hit of the game for your team. :roll:

I missed it. What did Cubssux post?

I agree. But only Otis can do that. I don't know why I started posting the updated schedule as a response. I guess it was because you made a response with the updated schedule. I'll start editing the original post with the updated schedule. And I'll just post with series dates Thanks. I appreciate your help with this. I wasn't mad at you for replying with the updated schedule. I really appreciated it since I can't be on here all the time because of school.

I agree. But only Otis can do that. I don't know why I started posting the updated schedule as a response. I guess it was because you made a response with the updated schedule. I'll start editing the original post with the updated schedule.

NOT THIS TIME!!! TAKE A SEAT!!! :D This is the Glendon Rusch I like. The one that doesn't suck.

Added Padres and Marlins series. April 1.Off 2.Off 3.@ Reds 4.Off 5.@ Reds 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.vs. Reds 12.vs. Reds 13.vs. Reds 14. 15. 16. 17.@ Dodgers 18.@ Dodgers 19.@ Dodgers 20. 21. 22. 23. 24.vs. Marlins 25.vs. Marlins 26.vs. Marlins 27.Off 28.@ Brewers 29.@ Brewers 30.@ Brewers May 1. 2. 3.@ Diamondbacks 4.@ Diamondbacks 5.@ Padres 6.@ Padres 7.@ Padres 8.@ Padres 9.@ Giants 10.@ Giants 11.@ Giants 12.vs. Padres 13.vs. Padres 14.vs. Padres 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.@ White Sox 20.@ White Sox 21.@ White Sox 22.@ Marlins 23.@ Marlins 24.@ Marlins 25. 26. 27. 28. 29.vs. Reds 30.vs. Reds 31.vs. Reds June 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.@ Astros 6.@ Astros 7.@ Astros 8.@ Reds 9.@ Reds 10.@ Reds 11.@ Reds 12.Off 13.vs. Astros 14.vs. Astros 15.vs. Astros 16.vs. Tigers 17.vs. Tigers 18.vs. Tigers 19.@ Indians 20.@ Indians 21.@ Indians 22.Off 23.@ Twins 24.@ Twins 25.@ Twins 26.vs. Brewers 27.vs. Brewers 28.vs. Brewers 29.vs. Brewers 30. July 1. 2. 3.@ Astros 4.@ Astros 5.@ Astros 6.@ Brewers 7.@ Brewers 8.@ Brewers 9.@ Brewers 10.Off 11.All-Star Game 12.Off 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.vs. Astros 19.vs. Astros 20.vs. Astros 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31.vs. Diamondbacks August 1.vs. Diamondbacks 2.vs. Diamondbacks 3.vs. Diamondbacks 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.@ Brewers 9.@ Brewers 10.@ Brewers 11.@ Rockies 12.@ Rockies 13.@ Rockies 14.@ Astros 15.@ Astros 16.@ Astros 17. 18. 19. 20. 21.vs. Phillies 22.vs. Phillies 23.vs. Phillies 24.vs. Phillies 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. September 1.vs. Giants 2.vs. Giants 3.vs. Giants 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.vs. Dodgers 13.vs. Dodgers 14.vs. Dodgers 15.vs. Reds 16.vs. Reds 17.vs. Reds 18.@ Phillies 19.@ Phillies 20.@ Phillies 21.Off 22.@ Reds 23.@ Reds 24.@ Reds 25.@ Reds 26.vs. Brewers 27.vs. Brewers 28. 29. 30. October 1.

Added Twins and Diamondbacks series. April 1.Off 2.Off 3.@ Reds 4.Off 5.@ Reds 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.vs. Reds 12.vs. Reds 13.vs. Reds 14. 15. 16. 17.@ Dodgers 18.@ Dodgers 19.@ Dodgers 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28.@ Brewers 29.@ Brewers 30.@ Brewers May 1. 2. 3.@ Diamondbacks 4.@ Diamondbacks 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.@ Giants 10.@ Giants 11.@ Giants 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.@ White Sox 20.@ White Sox 21.@ White Sox 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29.vs. Reds 30.vs. Reds 31.vs. Reds June 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.@ Astros 6.@ Astros 7.@ Astros 8.@ Reds 9.@ Reds 10.@ Reds 11.@ Reds 12.Off 13.vs. Astros 14.vs. Astros 15.vs. Astros 16.vs. Tigers 17.vs. Tigers 18.vs. Tigers 19.@ Indians 20.@ Indians 21.@ Indians 22.Off 23.@ Twins 24.@ Twins 25.@ Twins 26.vs. Brewers 27.vs. Brewers 28.vs. Brewers 29.vs. Brewers 30. July 1. 2. 3.@ Astros 4.@ Astros 5.@ Astros 6.@ Brewers 7.@ Brewers 8.@ Brewers 9.@ Brewers 10.Off 11.All-Star Game 12.Off 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.vs. Astros 19.vs. Astros 20.vs. Astros 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31.vs. Diamondbacks August 1.vs. Diamondbacks 2.vs. Diamondbacks 3.vs. Diamondbacks 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.@ Brewers 9.@ Brewers 10.@ Brewers 11.@ Rockies 12.@ Rockies 13.@ Rockies 14.@ Astros 15.@ Astros 16.@ Astros 17. 18. 19. 20. 21.vs. Phillies 22.vs. Phillies 23.vs. Phillies 24.vs. Phillies 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. September 1.vs. Giants 2.vs. Giants 3.vs. Giants 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.vs. Dodgers 13.vs. Dodgers 14.vs. Dodgers 15.vs. Reds 16.vs. Reds 17.vs. Reds 18.@ Phillies 19.@ Phillies 20.@ Phillies 21.Off 22.@ Reds 23.@ Reds 24.@ Reds 25.@ Reds 26.vs. Brewers 27.vs. Brewers 28. 29. 30. October 1.

This team is utterly pathetic. If Maddux was on any other team, he would have had 15 wins by now. :x He deserves way more than what this team gives him.

Z. Batting average: Z: .296 Sosa: .221 Z has a 75 point advantage on Sosa. 'Nuff said.

Ha ha. 8 pitch at-bat for Maddux. See how it's done Neifi and Macias? :lol:

Crap. Come on, Maddux. :x

Judging by Gameday, that sucker was crushed. Was it?

Theriot's going to take a walk in his first at-bat tonight. Book it.

Hey, we fleeced them in '03. I'm all for fleecing them again. I wouldn't having Duke in our rotation and Bay in our outfield. :D

Added Phillies series. April 1.Off 2.Off 3.@ Reds 4.Off 5.@ Reds 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.vs. Reds 12.vs. Reds 13.vs. Reds 14. 15. 16. 17.@ Dodgers 18.@ Dodgers 19.@ Dodgers 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28.@ Brewers 29.@ Brewers 30.@ Brewers May 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.@ Giants 10.@ Giants 11.@ Giants 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.@ White Sox 20.@ White Sox 21.@ White Sox 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29.vs. Reds 30.vs. Reds 31.vs. Reds June 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.@ Astros 6.@ Astros 7.@ Astros 8.@ Reds 9.@ Reds 10.@ Reds 11.@ Reds 12.Off 13.vs. Astros 14.vs. Astros 15.vs. Astros 16.vs. Tigers 17.vs. Tigers 18.vs. Tigers 19.@ Indians 20.@ Indians 21.@ Indians 22. 23. 24. 25. 26.vs. Brewers 27.vs. Brewers 28.vs. Brewers 29.vs. Brewers 30. July 1. 2. 3.@ Astros 4.@ Astros 5.@ Astros 6.@ Brewers 7.@ Brewers 8.@ Brewers 9.@ Brewers 10.Off 11.All-Star Game 12.Off 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.vs. Astros 19.vs. Astros 20.vs. Astros 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. August 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.@ Brewers 9.@ Brewers 10.@ Brewers 11.@ Rockies 12.@ Rockies 13.@ Rockies 14.@ Astros 15.@ Astros 16.@ Astros 17. 18. 19. 20. 21.vs. Phillies 22.vs. Phillies 23.vs. Phillies 24.vs. Phillies 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. September 1.vs. Giants 2.vs. Giants 3.vs. Giants 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.vs. Dodgers 13.vs. Dodgers 14.vs. Dodgers 15.vs. Reds 16.vs. Reds 17.vs. Reds 18.@ Phillies 19.@ Phillies 20.@ Phillies 21.Off 22.@ Reds 23.@ Reds 24.@ Reds 25.@ Reds 26.vs. Brewers 27.vs. Brewers 28. 29. 30. October 1.

Can you technically "clinch" 4th place? Yes, it's the date when you can't possibly catch the 3rd place team and the 5th place team can't possibly catch you. Thanks for the update Derwood!

I really don't know whether to expect a win or a loss from this game.

I DEMAND A SWEEP!!!! Anything less is unacceptable. [-X

So far, I've only seen the Brewers, Reds, Indians, and the Rockies home schedule. I haven't checked the AL East or West though since we don't play them.

Z. Still too easy of a choice.

Yeah. It's called hitting, not walking, dude.

Big Z! Duh.

I agree with everyone else. Walker should definitely be brought back next year.

Everyone run for cover!! Roast's going to be throwing stuff!! Chicago Cubs Lineup Name Season/vs AVG HR RBI Jose Macias 2B Season .271 0 12 vs. Astros --- 0 0 Neifi Perez SS Season .278 9 53 vs. Astros .250 0 0 Derrek Lee 1B Season .339 44 104 vs. Astros .333 0 0 Nomar Garciaparra 3B Season .272 8 27 vs. Astros .333 0 0 Michael Barrett C Season .277 15 58 vs. Astros --- 0 0 Jeromy Burnitz RF Season .260 23 85 vs. Astros --- 0 0 Matt Murton LF Season .319 6 11 vs. Astros .333 0 0 Corey Patterson CF Season .220 13 32 vs. Astros .000 0 0 Jerome Williams P Season .100 0 0 vs. Astros --- 0 0 Houston Astros Lineup Name Season/vs AVG HR RBI Willy Taveras CF Season .291 3 27 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Craig Biggio 2B Season .266 24 66 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Morgan Ensberg 3B Season .281 36 99 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Lance Berkman LF Season .300 21 77 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Mike Lamb 1B Season .234 10 50 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Jason Lane RF Season .265 24 73 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Adam Everett SS Season .250 11 54 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Brad Ausmus C Season .262 3 47 vs. Cubs --- 0 0 Andy Pettitte P Season .085 0 3 vs. Cubs --- 0 0

Well Macias sucks on that game, and Perez doesn't draw walks, so its pretty realistic...wait Patterson's hitting .330? Nevermind, scrap that. What's the Cubs record? 150-12? LOL