Kenny Cooper had sex with Bob Bradley's wife. GOALKEEPERS: Brad Guzan (Chivas USA: 1/1 SO), Dominic Cervi (out of contract: 0/0), Chris Seitz (Real Salt Lake: 0/0) DEFENDERS: Carlos Bocanegra (out of contract: 12/1), Dan Califf (FC Midtjylland: 1/0), Jay DeMerit (Watford FC: 0/0), Drew Moor (FC Dallas: 0/0) Oguchi Onyewu (Standard de Liege: 8/0), Heath Pearce (Hansa Rostock: 1/0) MIDFIELDERS: DaMarcus Beasley (Glasgow Rangers: 15/4), Michael Bradley (SC Heerenveen: 1/1), Sacha Kljestan (Chivas USA: 0/0), Eddie Lewis (Derby County: 18/2), Danny Szetela (Brescia: 0/0), John Thorrington (Chicago Fire: 0/0) FORWARDS: Freddy Adu (SL Benfica: 1/0), Chad Barrett (Chicago Fire: 0/0), Chris Rolfe (Chicago Fire: 0/0) WTF is with those forwards?! ---------------------Guzan--------------------- ----Boca----DeMerit----Gooch----Pearce---- ----------------------Bradley------------------- ----Szetela----Kljestan----Adu---Beasley----- -----------------------Rolfe---------------------- That would be a fun lineup. Well, the most fun lineup that is. There isn't a striker on that team (Chad Barrett will hopefully break his leg getting off the plane).