forfeit lineups like this one, often work out for the Cubs somehow. I remember a couple of years back a double header (2004 maybe) when Dusty put out his forfeit squad against Pavano (when he was having a Cy Young type year) and they blew him away, and then the actual competent lineup was shut down by David Weather making an emergency start, a couple weeks after being DFA'd by the Astros for sucking too much.