Omar

are you fuckings serious, Strop?

i thought Manny Ramirez was supposed to fix all these Soler problems

It actually shouldn't be at all. He has had a worse season than Ryan Zimmerman. hes had a worse season than a lot of guys

Can it be a grand slam from any player on any team? Yes. discount pappa johns pizza is more of a punishment than a reward. also, that one guy hit one off the cubs yesterday, so today is discount day.

he'll probably see a september call-up

Grand Slam Fed, so we can get 40% off pizza today apparently this is a thing now https://securea.mlb.com/sponsors/papajohns/papa-slam/

I'm just going off memory and not looking at logs but I believe he's strictly been a 1-inning reliever this season. Correct

yes but what about "grit adjusted" ?

I am considering a move to the greater San Diego area but am hesitant due to the existence of a futile baseball team in the area

The Nascar driver?

Cubs v. Rea Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Tim Federowicz, Dexter Fowler, Ryan Kalish, Tommy La Stella, Anthony Rizzo, David Ross, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Padres v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jon Jay 11 10 1 0 0 0 1 0 3 .100 .182 .100 .282 0 0 0 1 1 Matt Kemp 10 10 2 0 0 1 2 0 4 .200 .200 .500 .700 0 0 0 0 0 Alexei Ramirez 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Derek Norris 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Wil Myers 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brad Hand 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 35 34 4 0 0 1 3 0 9 .118 .143 .206 .349 0 0 0 1 1 Has not faced: Christian Bethancourt, Jabari Blash, Alex Dickerson, Travis Jankowski, Jose Pirela, Adam Rosales, Melvin Upton and Brett Wallace & Has not faced pitchers: Ryan Buchter, Andrew Cashner, Brandon Maurer, Luis Perdomo, Drew Pomeranz, Kevin Quackenbush, Colin Rea, Fernando Rodney, James Shields, Cesar Vargas and Carlos Villanueva

Ryan Rua absolutely murdered that pitch to the centerfield grass.

Contract years 2023 will be a great season

Stupid dumb jerk! I was gonna say "Warren Commission," up until Adam got JFK'd.

that really wasn't that bad of a pitch

holy horsefeathering horsefeathers

lol at Len and JD

So uhm, are we gonna call it the 'America Bleachers' this season?

lets ruin their bullpen before the double header

Do you have an excavator? all you need is a ouija board and candles

Clearly you've forgotten about Steve Trachsel

Their clean-up hitter has a .499 OPS we better sweep this series

WGN is showing The Negotiator (1998 movie) instead. Understandable.

This game is on WPWR (UPN/MY50)