Omar

really a "tale of two cities" at the bay

skiing, obviously.

Wow that was a gift.

Ryan Braun

or maybe Javier baez if he didn't have to pinch run

The roof at Miller is really weird.

Same. They also just went to commercial break in the middle of an at-bat.

Dammit Hayward, you had one job.

Oakland Coliseum seems like a horrible place to watch a baseball game.

Surprised Soler isn't getting a start today

O offense, where art thou?

Expect Soler in the line-up. Cubs v. Nelson Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jorge Soler 17 16 5 3 0 1 3 1 6 .313 .353 .688 1.040 0 0 0 0 1 Anthony Rizzo 16 16 4 1 1 1 2 0 3 .250 .250 .625 .875 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 13 11 2 0 0 1 2 1 6 .182 .231 .455 .685 0 1 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 10 10 1 1 0 0 0 0 4 .100 .100 .200 .300 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 10 10 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 9 8 3 1 0 0 2 0 1 .375 .333 .500 .833 0 1 0 0 0 Javier Baez 6 6 3 0 0 0 2 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 6 5 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .200 .167 .200 .367 0 1 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 6 4 2 1 0 0 0 2 1 .500 .667 .750 1.417 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 110 95 23 7 1 3 12 10 33 .242 .306 .432 .737 2 3 0 0 1 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz & Has not faced pitchers: Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Brewers v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Aaron Hill 33 30 6 1 0 1 5 2 4 .200 .273 .333 .606 0 0 0 1 1 Ryan Braun 19 19 4 1 0 0 0 0 5 .211 .211 .263 .474 0 0 0 0 1 Jonathan Lucroy 18 15 4 1 0 0 1 3 2 .267 .389 .333 .722 0 0 0 0 0 Scooter Gennett 12 11 4 1 0 0 3 1 0 .364 .417 .455 .871 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Carter 6 6 1 0 0 1 1 0 4 .167 .167 .667 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Martin Maldonado 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Hernan Perez 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jimmy Nelson 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kirk Nieuwenhuis 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Domingo Santana 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Villar 3 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 113 104 26 4 0 2 10 8 24 .250 .310 .346 .656 0 0 0 1 2 Has not faced: Ramon Flores, Alex Presley and Colin Walsh & Has not faced pitchers: Chase Anderson, Michael Blazek, Blaine Boyer, Chris Capuano, Zach Davies, Junior Guerra, Jeremy Jeffress, Jhan Marinez, Wily Peralta, Tyler Thornburg and Carlos Torres

This is a joke, right?

Curses! Foiled again.

It really isn't. He's throwing so much garbage over the plate.

At the bar or the slots?

Ask her: "in what ways is Ben not a creepy weirdo?" She'll know.

Nsbb status: suicide watch

I wonder how Soler would've handled that

I was more of a Soul Calibur II child, so Link.

I almost thought Fredi was this guy: close, though.

he'll be healthy and active right in time for the trade deadline

AirBnB

brb. purchasing some saxx underwear