Omar

that AB was over before it even started

its about horsefeathering time

Zobrist is so awesome. Castro would have been out 4 pitches ago.

Did I mention how much I despise this umpiring crew?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HgM0FOHhmTU/Un-jSYQy1kI/AAAAAAAAP_A/Dldsp4-3ncI/s1600/moran.jpg

eh. i'll take it.

thank god, i was about to call it a night and go watch GoT.

double steal please

Alright keep striking these fucks out, Lackey.

Ugh it's the CB Bucknor umpire crew. Bucknor is at 2B, meaning game 3 is gonna be frustrating. Didn't we JUST have these fucks?

Maybe he'll be able to pinch hit

.233/.324/.367/.690 in Iowa don't let the beer get poured onto you on your way out

i just want a sweep so we can turn this 2-4 road trip into a 5-4

dont really even need the change column

St. Louis: ugliest line-up graphic on twitter made by a 3-year-old in mspaint

I was going to make an enron joke with with one of the teams but maybe we'll see it later on the season.

I miss that baseball races website, where you would press play and all the teams would race past the .500 line to the playoff line... and then the elimination line would run the Cubs over

Cards v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Matt Holliday 18 16 2 0 1 0 0 2 4 .125 .222 .250 .472 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Moss 12 11 4 1 0 0 2 1 3 .364 .417 .455 .871 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Carpenter 10 9 3 1 0 0 0 1 3 .333 .400 .444 .844 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 10 10 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .300 .300 .300 .600 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Adams 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fryer 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jeremy Hazelbaker 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ruben Tejada 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 83 79 17 3 1 0 4 4 19 .215 .253 .278 .531 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Randal Grichuk & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Jaime Garcia, Dean Kiekhefer, Tyler Lyons, Carlos Martinez, Seung-hwan Oh, Trevor Rosenthal, Kevin Siegrist, Michael Wacha and Adam Wainwright Cubs v. Wainwright Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 34 32 9 1 0 1 3 2 5 .281 .324 .406 .730 0 0 0 0 3 Miguel Montero 23 21 5 0 0 1 1 2 6 .238 .304 .381 .685 0 0 0 0 1 David Ross 19 18 6 3 0 1 4 1 6 .333 .368 .667 1.035 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 18 18 3 1 0 1 1 0 6 .167 .167 .389 .556 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 16 16 3 0 0 1 2 0 3 .188 .188 .375 .563 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 10 9 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .556 .778 1 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 7 7 1 0 0 1 2 0 3 .143 .143 .571 .714 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 149 143 33 6 0 7 14 5 39 .231 .257 .420 .676 1 0 0 0 4 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz, Addison Russell and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, John Lackey, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren

What a waste of 3 hours

Alright guys let's grit in a run

horsefeathering launch angle gods

Dammit.

Because it looks so tempting

That was for Zobrist to catch

Is it possible to go to commercial without seeing the Bryzzo commercial first? Not that I don't enjoy it.