Omar

Ryan Howard scares me against the Cubs, even in 2016.

holy horsefeathers guys. get it together.

aw man, we were having such a good night too. Bring in Rondon.

Fred made me think my feed was an inning behind

wouldn't mind another CG gem from Lester

Len just mentioned that Joe West has a Country album, and the (Dodgers?) used it as walk-up music for an inning. That has to be a horrible album.

"my fault"

constant bunting with lester on the mound is not a bad strategy for this crap offense

Charles Barkley's hitting skills are turrible

Creepy weirdo did an interview on NPR today made my morning drive. of course, the interview starts with "Its 19 minutes after 9 o'clock" which means I was running very late.

who wasn't doing amphetamines in the 60's?

I will take that pitcher over Clayton Richard

I will always love Phillies fans for this* *drink bud light

Cubs v. Morgan Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kris Bryant 6 6 2 1 0 1 2 0 2 .333 .333 1.000 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 6 6 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .833 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 .600 .600 .600 1.200 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 4 4 1 0 0 1 3 0 1 .250 .250 1.000 1.250 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 2 2 2 0 0 1 2 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.500 3.500 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 42 40 15 2 1 3 7 2 8 .375 .405 .700 1.105 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Tim Federowicz, Tommy La Stella and Miguel Montero & Has not faced pitchers: Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood Phillies v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Carlos Ruiz 16 14 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 .000 .125 .000 .125 0 0 0 1 1 Peter Bourjos 13 13 5 1 0 0 0 0 3 .385 .385 .462 .846 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Howard 12 11 2 0 0 1 1 1 6 .182 .250 .455 .705 0 0 0 0 0 Freddy Galvis 11 11 3 0 0 1 2 0 2 .273 .273 .545 .818 0 0 0 0 0 Maikel Franco 9 7 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 .000 .111 .000 .111 0 1 0 0 0 Cesar Hernandez 6 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Odubel Herrera 4 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Cody Asche 3 3 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Andres Blanco 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Goeddel 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy Joseph 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Cameron Rupp 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Morgan 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 88 82 17 3 0 2 6 4 25 .207 .250 .317 .567 0 1 0 1 1 Has not faced: Jimmy Paredes & Has not faced pitchers: Elvis Araujo, Andrew Bailey, Jerad Eickhoff, Jeanmar Gomez, Jeremy Hellickson, David Hernandez, Colton Murray, Hector Neris, Aaron Nola, Brett Oberholtzer and Vincent Velasquez

fine choice Len's voice is very soothing

i slept through that entire game.

15 more strikeouts to go

damn

Heyward would have had that.

Sorry, accidentally pulled Cubs v. Arrieta. That will be relevant in 2018.

Cubs v. Corbin Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Dexter Fowler 12 12 5 1 1 0 3 0 2 .417 .417 .667 1.083 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 6 4 1 0 0 0 1 2 2 .250 .500 .250 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Clayton Richard 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 27 25 9 1 1 0 4 2 7 .360 .407 .480 .887 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Tim Federowicz, Tommy La Stella, Miguel Montero, David Ross, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren D'Backs v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jean Segura 18 18 3 0 0 0 1 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Paul Goldschmidt 12 10 3 1 0 1 1 2 5 .300 .417 .700 1.117 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Owings 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Drury 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Herrmann 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Lamb 6 6 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Nick Ahmed 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Bourn 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .250 .000 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Philip Gosselin 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Yasmany Tomas 4 4 1 0 0 0 2 0 3 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Collmenter 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Zack Greinke 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Robbie Ray 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 76 71 13 1 0 1 6 5 22 .183 .237 .239 .476 0 0 0 0 1 Has not faced: Welington Castillo and Rickie Weeks & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Barrett, Silvino Bracho, Archie Bradley, Tyler Clippard, Patrick Corbin, Zac Curtis, Randall Delgado, Edwin Escobar, Daniel Hudson and Brad Ziegler

im not convinced until i see a montage of sad rondon with the background music and endorsement from sarah mclachlan won't you help?

Cubs v. Escobar Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 D'Backs v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Michael Bourn 20 19 4 2 0 0 1 1 2 .211 .250 .316 .566 0 0 0 0 0 Jean Segura 18 17 3 1 0 0 0 0 4 .176 .176 .235 .412 1 0 0 0 0 Paul Goldschmidt 12 11 4 1 0 1 4 1 2 .364 .417 .727 1.144 0 0 1 0 0 Rickie Weeks 9 8 3 1 0 0 0 1 1 .375 .444 .500 .944 0 0 1 0 0 Josh Collmenter 6 5 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 .400 .400 .400 .800 1 0 0 0 0 Nick Ahmed 5 4 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 .250 .400 .750 1.150 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Owings 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Zack Greinke 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 1 0 0 0 0 Welington Castillo 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Philip Gosselin 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Lamb 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Robbie Ray 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Yasmany Tomas 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 90 81 19 5 1 1 6 6 16 .235 .287 .358 .645 3 0 2 0 0 Has not faced: Brandon Drury and Chris Herrmann & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Barrett, Silvino Bracho, Archie Bradley, Tyler Clippard, Patrick Corbin, Zac Curtis, Randall Delgado, Edwin Escobar, Daniel Hudson and Brad Ziegler

another horsefeathering gift