Omar

http://i.imgur.com/EIwz32l.gif

Did they just refer to Baez as Ben Zobrist 2.0?

scatching his ass literally

Fowler with a hammy. What the horsefeathers is up with this team and hammies? Who stretches these fucks?

On pace for 39 home runs.

Almora is going to have a big game.

Thanks Fox for not assigning Joe horsefeathers to this game.

Maybe he should start a blog called 38 pitches

Pirates v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Sean Rodriguez 51 43 10 3 0 2 6 4 17 .233 .333 .442 .775 0 1 0 3 1 Andrew McCutchen 20 19 2 0 0 0 0 0 5 .105 .150 .105 .255 0 0 0 1 0 David Freese 18 17 5 1 0 0 0 1 8 .294 .333 .353 .686 0 0 0 0 1 Josh Harrison 16 16 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 16 15 4 1 0 0 0 1 4 .267 .313 .333 .646 0 0 0 0 0 Matthew Joyce 12 11 4 0 0 2 6 1 3 .364 .417 .909 1.326 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Stewart 12 7 3 0 0 1 2 2 1 .429 .545 .857 1.403 1 1 0 1 1 Jordy Mercer 9 9 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .222 .222 .333 .556 0 0 0 0 0 Jung Ho Kang 7 7 3 1 0 0 1 0 2 .429 .429 .571 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Gregory Polanco 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Erik Kratz 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Juan Nicasio 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 171 153 38 7 0 5 15 10 48 .248 .312 .392 .704 1 2 0 5 3 Has not faced: John Jaso & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Francisco Liriano, Jeff Locke, Cory Luebke, Mark Melancon, Jon Niese, Rob Scahill, A.J. Schugel, Jameson Taillon and Tony Watson Cubs v. Niese Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 31 28 9 2 0 2 8 2 7 .321 .387 .607 .994 0 0 0 1 1 Anthony Rizzo 25 20 3 2 0 0 2 2 1 .150 .320 .250 .570 0 0 0 3 0 David Ross 24 22 6 1 1 1 8 2 5 .273 .333 .545 .879 0 0 1 0 0 Dexter Fowler 23 21 6 0 0 1 1 2 3 .286 .348 .429 .776 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 14 13 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .154 .214 .231 .445 0 0 0 1 1 Kris Bryant 9 8 4 0 0 0 2 1 1 .500 .556 .500 1.056 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 9 7 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 .000 .222 .000 .222 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 6 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 6 6 3 2 0 0 2 0 0 .500 .500 .833 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 3 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 3 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 171 153 38 10 1 4 26 13 27 .248 .327 .405 .733 0 0 1 5 3 Has not faced: Albert Almora & Has not faced pitchers: Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren

2 walks, 2 HBP, been on base 4 times, and scored a run. get your head in the game, Rizzo.

sighting

I love you, Addisson Russell. http://i.imgur.com/2wjBfAJ.png

>intentionally walking a guy that never walks

who? what?

Look at how stupid i am Scissors and now this

who?

radio listeners lol jobs, lol

ive noticed he's OKAY if nobody is on base

we just need to use the L stick more before pressing X to swing

they're just mad that the Cubs aren't "home grown"

coming into this game, Liriano has a lower ERA+ than Matt Latos.

scissors....batting 2nd? Ah well, whatever.

close in the wins column but not in the loss column on the other side of the league, the rangers have 42 wins, wow.

it was those horsefeathering crabcakes in DC

Pirates v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 38 33 11 3 0 0 1 4 9 .333 .421 .424 .845 0 0 0 1 0 Gregory Polanco 26 26 4 0 0 0 1 0 9 .154 .154 .154 .308 0 0 0 0 0 Starling Marte 25 24 4 0 0 0 0 0 8 .167 .200 .167 .367 0 0 0 1 1 Matthew Joyce 20 17 7 2 0 1 4 2 0 .412 .450 .706 1.156 0 1 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 17 16 1 1 0 0 0 0 5 .063 .118 .125 .243 0 0 0 1 1 Jung Ho Kang 15 13 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .154 .267 .154 .421 0 0 0 1 1 John Jaso 14 12 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 .083 .214 .083 .298 0 0 0 0 0 Jordy Mercer 11 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 David Freese 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Erik Kratz 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Sean Rodriguez 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Liriano 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Locke 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Niese 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 180 165 32 6 0 1 6 10 41 .194 .256 .248 .504 0 1 0 4 4 Has not faced: Chris Stewart & Has not faced pitchers: Arquimedes Caminero, Neftali Feliz, Jared Hughes, Cory Luebke, Mark Melancon, Juan Nicasio, Rob Scahill, A.J. Schugel, Jameson Taillon and Tony Watson Cubs v. Liriano Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 29 26 5 1 0 1 3 2 9 .192 .276 .346 .622 0 0 0 1 0 Jason Heyward 19 14 4 0 0 0 1 5 6 .286 .474 .286 .759 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 19 16 4 0 1 0 5 2 7 .250 .316 .375 .691 0 1 0 0 2 Dexter Fowler 16 12 2 0 0 0 0 4 6 .167 .375 .167 .542 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 10 9 4 2 0 1 4 1 0 .444 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 9 9 2 0 0 1 3 0 2 .222 .222 .556 .778 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 8 6 2 0 0 1 3 2 2 .333 .500 .833 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 7 6 1 0 0 0 0 1 3 .167 .286 .167 .452 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Total 133 111 25 3 1 4 19 18 44 .225 .336 .378 .714 2 1 0 1 3 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Chris Coghlan, Tim Federowicz and Miguel Montero & Has not faced pitchers: Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren