Omar

don't understand why he has to use his phone for the pictures instead of screen capture.

Summary of this thread: - WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHH Schwarber - There is so much time left in this game what will i ever do - I am nervous and [insert barf emoji]

Dear baseball gods, you owe us one. Thanks,

smart smart smart smart smart I don't really get this. I know it has to do something with mormonism but I don't get the reference and I know you've been doing it for awhile. South Park episode -- All about the Mormons. (season 7 episode 12) For those with a hulu subscription: http://www.hulu.com/watch/250048

smart smart smart smart smart

my high school library had a subscription of SI, but they never let anyone read the swimsuit issues.

i always knew Joe Buck was addicted to something... I just didn't think it'd be hair plugs.

Way ahead of you good life lesson.

Out of all the games this series, we better knock the horsefeathers out of Samardzija.

how about you all right now just accept the fact that the cubs will lose every game and get eliminated, that way, anything above that expectation will only make you happier.

Giants v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Denard Span 35 28 8 1 0 0 3 6 6 .286 .429 .321 .750 0 0 0 1 1 Gordon Beckham 26 24 3 0 0 1 1 2 8 .125 .192 .250 .442 0 0 0 0 0 Eduardo Nunez 19 18 2 0 0 0 1 1 5 .111 .158 .111 .269 0 0 0 0 0 Hunter Pence 17 15 3 0 0 1 2 2 1 .200 .294 .400 .694 0 0 0 0 1 Buster Posey 17 16 5 1 0 1 2 1 1 .313 .353 .563 .915 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Crawford 12 11 3 1 0 0 1 1 2 .273 .333 .364 .697 0 0 0 0 1 Brandon Belt 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Angel Pagan 7 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Kelby Tomlinson 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Trevor Brown 5 5 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .400 .400 .600 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Joe Panik 5 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .400 .600 0 0 0 0 0 Ehire Adrianza 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Gregor Blanco 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Madison Bumgarner 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Cain 1 1 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff Samardzija 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Suarez 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 162 145 28 6 0 3 13 15 27 .193 .273 .297 .570 1 0 0 1 4 Has not faced: Conor Gillaspie, Gorkys Hernandez, Jarrett Parker and Tony Sanchez & Has not faced pitchers: Ty Blach, Johnny Cueto, Santiago Casilla, Cory Gearrin, George Kontos, Derek Law, Javier Lopez, Matt Moore, Joe Nathan, Steven Okert, Josh Osich, Jake Peavy, Sergio Romo, Will Smith, Chris Stratton and Hunter Strickland Cubs v. Cueto Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 25 25 3 1 0 1 1 0 8 .120 .120 .280 .400 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 23 20 5 1 0 1 4 1 4 .250 .348 .450 .798 0 0 0 2 0 Miguel Montero 20 19 2 0 0 0 0 1 3 .105 .150 .105 .255 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 18 18 4 2 0 0 2 0 3 .222 .222 .333 .556 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 17 16 3 0 0 0 0 1 8 .188 .235 .188 .423 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 10 8 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 6 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 .600 .667 .600 1.267 0 0 0 1 0 Addison Russell 6 6 3 2 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .833 1.333 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Szczur 6 4 1 0 0 0 1 2 0 .250 .500 .250 .750 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 3 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Munenori Kawasaki 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 3 2 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 164 151 29 8 0 2 11 9 40 .192 .252 .285 .536 1 0 0 3 2 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Jeimer Candelario and Tim Federowicz & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Gerardo Concepcion, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Giovanni Soto, Pedro Strop and Rob Zastryzny

Cubs playoff game 1 thread please

Adam Laroche was with the Nationals once, remember?

Eat horsefeathers, Mets

So looks like we'll be facing the Giants.

loved that auditory "horsefeathers" by Pagan

Ryne Sandberg is in Naperville doing some meet & greets with Clark, according to the Cubs Snapchat.

Curses are 90% mental. The other half are physical.

That ball was crushed.

no but there's definitely SI magazine and Madden curses

Yeah but then you open the possibility that advanced scouts from Giants/Mets attend. Not sure if there is anything really secret that the Cubs are doing but Jake could be working on some stuff, etc. SpyGate II

they should have sold tickets to this game for like $5 a piece and give all the money to charity

Cubs v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 44 36 12 3 0 1 5 7 6 .333 .455 .500 .955 0 0 0 1 0 Chris Coghlan 20 19 8 1 0 0 2 1 3 .421 .450 .474 .924 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 20 17 2 0 0 0 0 1 4 .118 .250 .118 .368 0 0 0 2 1 Miguel Montero 17 16 4 2 0 0 2 1 3 .250 .294 .375 .669 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 16 14 2 0 0 0 1 1 7 .143 .188 .143 .330 0 1 0 0 2 Dexter Fowler 13 12 2 1 0 0 0 1 4 .167 .231 .250 .481 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 11 9 4 3 0 0 0 2 1 .444 .545 .778 1.323 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 10 9 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 .333 .400 .333 .733 0 0 0 0 1 Javier Baez 9 9 1 0 0 1 3 0 4 .111 .111 .444 .556 0 0 0 0 1 Jake Arrieta 7 6 2 0 1 0 2 0 2 .333 .333 .667 1.000 1 0 0 0 0 David Ross 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .200 .200 .200 .400 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Tim Federowicz 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Munenori Kawasaki 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.333 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Szczur 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Justin Grimm 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 195 174 46 10 1 2 16 15 42 .264 .332 .368 .699 2 1 0 3 5 Has not faced: Albert Almora and Willson Contreras & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Pedro Strop and Rob Zastryzny Cubs v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 21 21 8 2 0 1 3 0 4 .381 .381 .619 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 21 12 2 1 0 0 2 9 4 .167 .524 .250 .774 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 6 5 1 1 0 0 1 1 3 .200 .333 .400 .733 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 4 4 2 0 0 1 4 0 1 .500 .500 1.250 1.750 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Total 58 47 13 4 0 2 10 11 13 .277 .414 .489 .903 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Kris Bryant, Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Tim Federowicz, Dexter Fowler, Munenori Kawasaki, Anthony Rizzo, Addison Russell, Jorge Soler and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Jake Buchanan, Trevor Cahill, Aroldis Chapman, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, Jon Lester, Mike Montgomery, Spencer Patton, Felix Pena, Hector Rondon, Joe Smith, Pedro Strop, Travis Wood and Rob Zastryzny

thanks Obama