Omar

http://i.imgur.com/3T0bKQ4.png Was gonna try to go to the game on Memorial Day (weekday off once in a blue moon), but man the weather looks horrible all of next week. Expect some PPDs...

"We are gonna get high after wins" "Especially in Denver" Len and Jim

he gets on base so [expletive] much

While we're at it, can we option David Ross too? Because honestly, how much worse is Lester going to perform without him? there has to be someone in the minors thats more useful than him.

Cubs v. Worley Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Starlin Castro 13 11 1 0 0 0 1 2 6 .091 .231 .091 .322 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 13 12 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .083 .154 .083 .237 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 10 7 2 0 0 0 0 3 1 .286 .500 .286 .786 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 8 8 3 0 0 0 1 0 2 .375 .375 .375 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 6 5 1 0 0 1 2 1 2 .200 .333 .800 1.133 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 6 4 0 0 0 0 1 1 4 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 1 0 0 0 Chris Denorfia 5 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .200 .200 .400 .600 0 0 0 0 1 Kris Bryant 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Edwin Jackson 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Herrera 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 72 63 14 2 0 1 5 8 19 .222 .306 .302 .607 0 1 0 0 1 Pirates v. Hammel Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Andrew McCutchen 24 23 6 1 0 2 3 1 4 .261 .292 .565 .857 0 0 1 0 0 Pedro Alvarez 20 18 4 0 1 2 5 1 3 .222 .250 .667 .917 0 1 0 0 1 Neil Walker 15 12 3 0 0 0 0 2 1 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 1 0 Starling Marte 11 10 3 0 0 0 1 0 3 .300 .364 .300 .664 0 0 0 1 0 Corey Hart 10 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .111 .111 .111 .222 1 0 0 0 0 Jordy Mercer 10 10 3 1 0 0 0 0 2 .300 .300 .400 .700 0 0 0 0 0 Josh Harrison 9 7 1 0 0 0 1 1 3 .143 .333 .143 .476 0 0 0 1 0 Gregory Polanco 9 9 3 1 0 1 2 0 1 .333 .333 .778 1.111 0 0 0 0 0 Francisco Cervelli 5 5 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 .600 .600 .800 1.400 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Stewart 5 4 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 .500 .600 .500 1.100 0 0 0 0 0 Jung Ho Kang 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 1 0 0 0 Vance Worley 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Andrew Lambo 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 123 111 29 4 1 5 14 6 24 .261 .311 .450 .762 1 2 1 3 1

My solution last summer: Proxy My solution this summer: Work VPN

Who ran those? (I had windy city football and second city hoops) well Windy City Hoops is an organization ran by the Chicago Park District designed to keep youngins out of trouble and off the street. and Second City Football looks like a football Division for local high schools.

Other: Windy City Hoops™ and Second City Football™

For the love of god, Kris, take a few pitches.

The best part is that there is even more prospects waiting in the minors.

Hey, at least Rey Nez hit a home run his first AB.

"That kid is all glove and no bat"

Maybe the vantage point of a camera in center field vs. the vantage point of a batter in the box has a lot to do with it.

This umpire is literally blind. It is time to let umpires loose and switch to a computerized strikezone.

DFA Bryant.

Say what you want about Marquis, but I thoroughly enjoyed that CGSO that one time in 2008, vs. Pittsburgh. Also, symbolically giving up the 600th to Sammy while wearing 21. You can really tell this is a young team when theres 52 total PAs vs. a vet. Expect Montero to be batting higher in the line-up. Cubs v. Marquis Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Miguel Montero 25 20 7 2 0 4 10 4 4 .350 .440 1.050 1.490 0 1 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 9 8 2 0 0 1 1 1 2 .250 .333 .625 .958 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 8 8 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .375 .625 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 4 2 1 1 0 0 0 2 0 .500 .750 1.000 1.750 0 0 0 0 0 Starlin Castro 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Anthony Rizzo 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .667 .000 .667 0 0 0 1 0 Total 52 42 12 4 0 5 12 8 8 .286 .404 .738 1.142 0 1 0 1 1 Reds v. Wood Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Todd Frazier 30 26 8 0 0 2 6 3 4 .308 .367 .538 .905 0 1 0 0 1 Brandon Phillips 27 26 6 1 0 1 4 1 1 .231 .259 .385 .644 0 0 0 0 0 Jay Bruce 23 21 5 0 0 3 4 1 4 .238 .304 .667 .971 0 0 0 1 0 Zack Cozart 23 23 3 2 0 0 1 0 10 .130 .130 .217 .348 0 0 0 0 0 Marlon Byrd 21 20 3 1 0 0 1 1 3 .150 .190 .200 .390 0 0 0 0 1 Joey Votto 15 13 3 0 0 0 0 2 6 .231 .333 .231 .564 0 0 0 0 0 Devin Mesoraco 14 13 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 .231 .286 .231 .516 0 0 0 0 0 Billy Hamilton 9 8 2 1 0 0 0 1 1 .250 .333 .375 .708 0 0 0 0 0 Mike Leake 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Kristopher Negron 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Brennan Boesch 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .500 .333 .833 0 0 0 1 0 Johnny Cueto 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brayan Pena 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 182 168 34 5 0 6 16 10 37 .202 .254 .339 .593 1 1 0 2 3

[expletive] to save the day.

Lester blows. Bad signing. DFA.

This teem FEELS different.

Rockies v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Nolan Arenado 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Charlie Blackmon 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Justin Morneau 4 4 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 .250 .250 .500 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Corey Dickerson 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Gonzalez 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 DJ LeMahieu 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Wilin Rosario 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Nick Hundley 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Drew Stubbs 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 26 25 5 2 0 0 2 1 5 .200 .231 .280 .511 0 0 0 0 0 Cubs v. Lyles Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Miguel Montero 17 14 7 2 0 0 5 1 0 .500 .529 .643 1.172 0 1 0 1 0 Starlin Castro 14 13 2 0 1 0 0 1 3 .154 .214 .308 .522 0 0 0 0 1 Anthony Rizzo 8 6 2 1 0 0 3 0 1 .333 .250 .500 .750 0 2 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 7 3 2 0 0 1 2 4 0 .667 .857 1.667 2.524 0 0 1 0 0 Welington Castillo 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 1 0 Arismendy Alcantara 3 3 1 0 0 1 2 0 1 .333 .333 1.333 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Coghlan 3 3 3 1 1 0 1 0 0 1.000 1.000 2.000 3.000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Total 60 48 17 4 2 2 13 6 7 .354 .424 .646 1.070 1 3 1 2 1

Cards v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 17 16 5 2 0 0 1 1 2 .313 .353 .438 .790 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Carpenter 15 11 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 .000 .267 .000 .267 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Holliday 14 12 0 0 0 0 0 2 5 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Adams 11 11 5 1 0 0 3 0 3 .455 .455 .545 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Peter Bourjos 9 7 1 1 0 0 0 2 3 .143 .333 .286 .619 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 9 9 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .222 .222 .222 .444 0 0 0 0 1 Jon Jay 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .143 .000 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .286 .286 .286 .571 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 6 6 2 1 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Mark Reynolds 3 3 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 .333 .333 1.333 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Wacha 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 104 93 18 5 0 1 5 11 28 .194 .279 .280 .558 0 0 0 0 1 Cubs v. Lynn Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Starlin Castro 31 30 10 3 1 0 3 0 5 .333 .333 .500 .833 1 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 24 22 5 0 0 1 3 2 5 .227 .292 .364 .655 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 10 7 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 .000 .300 .000 .300 0 0 0 0 0 Welington Castillo 8 6 4 0 0 1 1 1 1 .667 .750 1.167 1.917 0 0 0 1 0 Dexter Fowler 6 4 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 .500 .667 .500 1.167 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 6 6 1 1 0 0 0 0 4 .167 .167 .333 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Sweeney 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 1 1 0 0 0 2 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Edwin Jackson 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 98 87 23 4 1 2 9 9 19 .264 .340 .402 .743 1 0 0 1 0 /div

Cards v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 38 33 11 3 0 2 6 5 8 .333 .421 .606 1.027 0 0 0 0 2 Mark Reynolds 34 28 8 3 0 1 4 4 3 .286 .412 .500 .912 0 0 0 2 1 Matt Holliday 12 12 4 0 0 1 2 0 3 .333 .333 .583 .917 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 9 9 4 2 0 1 1 0 1 .444 .444 1.000 1.444 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 9 9 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .111 .111 .111 .222 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Carpenter 7 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .143 .143 .143 .286 0 0 0 0 0 Peter Bourjos 6 6 2 1 0 0 0 0 3 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 Pete Kozma 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Matt Adams 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Jay 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 128 115 31 9 0 5 13 10 24 .270 .339 .478 .817 1 0 0 2 3 /div Cubs v. Wainwright Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Starlin Castro 41 37 9 1 1 0 4 2 3 .243 .293 .324 .617 0 1 1 1 4 Anthony Rizzo 29 27 9 1 0 1 3 2 3 .333 .379 .481 .861 0 0 0 0 3 Welington Castillo 21 20 7 3 0 0 3 0 3 .350 .333 .500 .833 0 1 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 19 17 5 0 0 1 1 2 4 .294 .368 .471 .839 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 18 16 4 1 0 0 0 2 4 .250 .333 .313 .646 0 0 0 0 1 David Ross 17 16 5 2 0 1 4 1 6 .313 .353 .625 .978 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Sweeney 15 13 5 3 0 1 4 2 3 .385 .467 .846 1.313 0 0 1 0 0 Dexter Fowler 14 14 2 0 0 1 1 0 5 .143 .143 .357 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 9 8 2 0 0 1 1 0 2 .250 .250 .625 .875 1 0 0 0 0 Arismendy Alcantara 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Denorfia 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Edwin Jackson 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jorge Soler 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 208 191 51 11 1 6 21 12 45 .267 .311 .429 .740 2 2 2 1 9

I will always love Jim for 2008.

http://i.imgur.com/zzwVcV3.jpg

"I'm not 18, I don't need to walk out onto the field with my name and number on a jumbotron." "But being CGI'd into a fake World Series video would be [expletive] sweet." edit: Beat me^^ Reminds me of that episode of Entourage where various agencies are trying to sign Vincent Chase.