Omar

Waveland avenue?? Wow dont remember the last time that happened.

I can deal with how boring an unexciting Zobrist is if he keeps OBPing .380 Love where his OBP sits. I'm waiting for his OPS/OPS+ to slowly rise above Starlin Castro's.

nah, just dome wrigley but not your usual dome, maybe a concave glass dome helicopters fly in and lay over wrigley like in The Simpsons Movie [insert random simpsons generated text picture here]

I enjoy MingHin down in Chinatown

Review for Rizzo's cereal on amazon http://i.imgur.com/5YS9Jp2.png

where we ordering the ppd chinese food tonight?

According to Wikipdia, Consecutive hitless innings pitched 25.1 – Cy Young, Boston Americans – April 25 through May 11, 1904 (included one perfect game) Consecutive perfect innings pitched 15.1 – Yusmeiro Petit, San Francisco Giants – July 22 through August 28, 2014 (as starting and relief pitcher over 8 games, 1st and 8th games as starting pitcher and 2nd through 7th games as a relief pitcher) 15.0 – Mark Buehrle, Chicago White Sox – July 18 through July 28, 2009 (as starting pitcher, included one perfect game)

-If Jake throws a no-hitter, he will tie Johnny Vander Meer set on June 11 and 15, 1938 for most consecutive no hitters.

That's the one I bought too, although now it's antiquated because of his number change. If you bought a jersey with just the number, you could have been rocking a Jason Heyward, Addison Russell, Felix Doubront, Logan Watkins, Matt Garza, Carlos Pena, Xavier Nady, Tom Gorzelanny, Kevin Hart, Mark Prior, and Bill Buckner jersey all at the same time. Prior will always be the true 22 in my heart ;_;

Looking at the radar, I'd be shocked if that was the case. theres a storm coming, Mr. Wayne http://i.imgur.com/qFrw36V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/65QOmLI.png

joe girardi wants mlb to ban defensive shifts nah

Late-inning defense, in the playoffs: 1B - Rizzo 2B - Baez SS - Russell 3B - Bryant LF - Fowler CF - Almora RF - Heyward http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/3/3e/Drooling_homer.gif/revision/latest?cb=20121116203004 and of course, Ross at catcher.

becuase

The Arrieta trade thread

they also got to 6 losses before the cubs

minor league contract at most

Brewers v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Scooter Gennett 23 23 6 2 0 0 1 0 3 .261 .261 .348 .609 0 0 0 0 0 Aaron Hill 17 17 7 2 0 1 2 0 1 .412 .412 .706 1.118 0 0 0 0 0 Jonathan Lucroy 15 15 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 .200 .200 .267 .467 0 0 0 0 0 Ryan Braun 12 10 4 0 0 1 4 2 3 .400 .500 .700 1.200 0 0 0 0 0 Martin Maldonado 7 6 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333 .429 .333 .762 0 0 0 0 0 Kirk Nieuwenhuis 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 .167 .167 .167 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Domingo Santana 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Alex Presley 4 4 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .750 1.250 0 0 0 0 0 Jimmy Nelson 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Yadiel Rivera 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Thornburg 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Chris Carter 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 96 93 25 6 0 2 8 3 16 .269 .292 .398 .690 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Ramon Flores, Jonathan Villar and Colin Walsh & Has not faced pitchers: Chase Anderson, Michael Blazek, Blaine Boyer, Chris Capuano, Zach Davies, Sam Freeman, Jeremy Jeffress, Taylor Jungmann, Wily Peralta and Carlos Torres Cubs v. Jungmann Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Kris Bryant 5 3 1 1 0 0 0 2 1 .333 .600 .667 1.267 0 0 0 0 0 Dexter Fowler 5 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 1 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 5 4 2 1 0 0 1 1 2 .500 .600 .750 1.350 0 0 1 0 0 Jorge Soler 5 5 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .600 .600 .600 1.200 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 4 4 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 .750 .750 .750 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 1 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 32 27 11 2 0 0 4 3 8 .407 .452 .481 .933 1 1 1 0 0 Has not faced: Javier Baez, Tommy La Stella, David Ross, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Neil Ramirez, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Adam Warren and Travis Wood

Robot ump, PLEASE

Why is strop still in?

horsefeathering braun

Hendricks looks pissed even after that run scored

Of course Ross would walk out to "forever young"

Their target audience of underarmor, nuveen, Budweiser, and Toyota buyers is so diverse.

"Tickets are still available for opening week" It's well past opening week wgn