Win turds. But alas the purple/blue/red/whatever horsefeathering color it is haired freak will pitch the game of his life and the Cubs spent the night eating the dog crap known as St Louis fried ravioli all night and can't score more than 2 runs after scoring double figures
Win turds. But alas Luke Weaver pitching like the ghost of Chris Carpenter and the support of the greatest baseball fans in the galaxy will be too much to overcome. Might as well just sit back and enjoy some gourmet toasted ravioli.
Win Turds. But alas the mighty vaunted Brew Crew cannot be defeated without help from the ump crew. 20 games over and taking the Brewers souls is too much for this team.
Win turds. But alas, Blake Snell has like what two wins this year so here comes a Randy Johnson like performance. Also heaven forbid we'd get an 8 game reminder of Super Cubs of last year
Win turds. But alas it's Chris Archer and he'll pitch lights out like a Cubs prospect of once upon a dream. And the Brewers are trying to start being vaunted again