holy crap! cubs need to start spreading rumors about crow that he can't keep the ball in the yard, and maybe throw something in the rumors about him having trouble keeping his pitches down because of a shoulder injury he's hiding. i'll start sitting behind the scouts at games and saying things like "man i dunno why he's trying to pitch through the pain. he should just have TJS now so he can rehab for the big leagues. he's gonna blow his arm out in his first year of minor league ball."