Cubs going for the short two-game sweep. We've got Ted Lilly (3-2, 3.13 ERA), who apparently destroyed the future children of two players on one pitch, and he does not give a [expletive]. http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8973/kinglillydestroyerofworh.jpg vs. Russ Ortiz (2-0, 5.21 ERA) http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090416/capt.b471f2f08545420bb615f84278e2330d.astros_pirates_baseball_pagp111.jpg Go Cubs!