But you know what else is a joke? Suspensions given to Cubs' players. You just know they'll make an example of Z and give him 7 or 8 games or something to force a missed turn in the rotation. You just KNOW it. Wow. Really? You don't think Z's actions deserve to miss a start? Ignoring the fact that Morgan was safe, Z probably said something that typically gets a guy thrown out, bumped an umpire, threw a ball, threw is glove, took a bat to some equipment in the dugout and generally acted out in a very threatening manner. You don't think he should miss any time with those actions? I love Z and yesterday's tantrum has been the highlight of this Cubs season, in my eyes, but the dude is going to get suspended, and he definitely earned it. I don't think these two actually matter much. And technically he got bumped by the ump, but whatever. I still see him getting 10 games.