Fred Hornkohl

CUBS are 0-5 when they don't get any extra base hits.... 16-15 when they do Go CUBS !!

CUBS have zero HRs in their last 4 games. Go CUBS !!

CUBS are 12-7 when they outhit the opponent.... 1-11 when they get outhit.... 3-2 when the hits are even Go CUBS !!

CUBS are 6-1 when they hit 2 or more HRs in the game...... 10-19 when they don't. Go CUBS !!

Verbatum. ... or verbatim ??

CUBS are 4-8 in games that begin a series.

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/29949.png&w=350&h=254 Madison Bumgarner (0-5) ERA = 4.21, WHIP = 1.46 vs. http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/3845.png&w=350&h=254 Ryan Dempster (1-4) ERA = 7.20, WHIP = 1.58 Go CUBS !!

I can't figure out which I hate more..... St Louis, or Bayonne, NJ ???

Oh.... horsefeathers !!!

Only guy in the CUBS' lineup that hasn't left a man on base is Kerry Wood.

See how much fun it is to hit a leadoff double and not score, Albert ??? Imagine this 81 times a year

That's why God invented photoshop, no?

Did I mention that I really, really hate the Cardinals ??? http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/Hornkohl/CUBS021.jpg

Saturday 07 May 2011 Cincinnati @ CUBS 13:20 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Cincinnati 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 5 0 CUBS 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 3 11 0 Cincinnati ab r h rbi bb k lob sb cs sac gdp e 2b 3b hr sf hb Stubbs cf 3 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Renteria ss 4 0 1 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Votto 1b 2 0 0 0 2 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Phillips 2b 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 Bruce rf 4 0 0 0 0 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Heisey lf 3 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hanigan c 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Valaika 3b 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Lewis ph 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Cairo 3b 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Arroyo p 2 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ondrusek p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Gomes ph 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Cordero p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 totals 30 2 5 2 4 8 16 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 CUBS ab r h rbi bb k lob sb cs sac gdp e 2b 3b hr sf hb Fukudome rf 4 0 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 Barney ss 4 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Byrd cf 4 0 1 0 0 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ramirez 3b 4 0 0 0 0 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Pena 1b 4 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 Soto c 3 0 0 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 DeWitt 2b 4 2 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 Colvin lf 4 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Coleman p 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Wood p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Johnson ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Russell p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Mateo p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Baker ph 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 totals 35 3 11 3 2 6 15 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 2 0 0 Cincinnati IP H R ER BB K HR Pit Arroyo 7.3 7 1 1 2 3 1 95 Ondrusek 0.7 0 0 0 0 2 0 11 Cordero 1.0 4 2 2 0 1 1 20 totals 9.0 11 3 3 2 6 2 126 CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR Pit Coleman 6.0 4 2 2 3 6 0 98 Wood 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 16 Russell 0.7 0 0 0 1 0 0 11 Mateo 1.3 0 0 0 0 1 0 14 totals 9.0 5 2 2 4 8 0 139 W: Mateo S: none L: Cordero T: 2:48 A: 37,666 Home runs: Cincinnati: none CUBS: DeWitt (1), Pena (3) http://njsr.org/pics/albums/userpics/10036/Cubs%20W%20Flag.jpg

Milwaukee 0 St. Louis 0 3:10 Atlanta 0 Philadelphia 0 6:05 Houston 0 Pittsburgh 0 6:05 LA Dodgers 0 NY Mets 0 6:10 Washington 0 Florida 0 6:10 Arizona 0 San Diego 0 9:05 Colorado 0 San Francisco 0 9:15 white sox 0 Seattle 0 9:15

Cincinnati CUBS P/PA 3.86 3.41 RBI% 0.11 0.06 R/BR 0.20 0.23 BA 0.167 0.314 OBP 0.286 0.351 SLG 0.167 0.543 OPS 0.452 0.894 ERA 3.00 2.00 BB/9 2.00 4.00 K/9 6.00 8.00

BOTTOM OF THE NINTH INNING Cordero in to pitch for Cincinnati Pena homered to right center field Soto grounded out to second, 4-3 DeWitt singled to center field Colvin struck out swinging Baker, pinch hitting for Mateo, doubled (ground rule) to center field, DeWitt to third Fukudome singled to center field, DeWitt scored, Baker to third 2 runs 4 hits 0 errors 2 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Cincinnati 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 5 0 CUBS 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 3 11 0 CUBS WIN !! CUBS WIN !! CUBS WIN !! W: Mateo S: none L: Cordero T: 2:48 A: 37,666 Home runs: Cincinnati: none CUBS: DeWitt (1), Pena (3) Cincinnati IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Arroyo 7.3 7 1 1 2 3 1 95 Ondrusek 0.7 0 0 0 0 2 0 11 Cordero 1.0 4 2 0 0 1 1 20 CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Coleman 6.0 4 2 2 3 6 0 98 Wood 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 16 Russell 0.7 0 0 0 1 0 0 11 Mateo 1.3 0 0 0 0 1 0 14 http://njsr.org/pics/albums/userpics/10036/Cubs%20W%20Flag.jpg

Baker, pinch hitting for Mateo, doubled (ground rule) to center field, DeWitt to third

Colvin struck out swinging

DeWitt singled to center field

Soto grounded out to second, 4-3

Pena homered to right center field

Cordero in to pitch for Cincinnati

TOP OF THE NINTH INNING Hanigan grounded out to third, 5-3 Cairo grounded out to second, 4-3 Gomes, pinch hitting for Ondrusek, struck out swinging 0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Cincinnati 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 5 0 CUBS 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 7 0 Home runs: Cincinnati: none CUBS: DeWitt (1) Cincinnati IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Arroyo 7.3 7 1 1 2 3 1 95 Ondrusek 0.7 0 0 0 0 2 0 11 CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Coleman 6.0 4 2 2 3 6 0 98 Wood 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 16 Russell 0.7 0 0 0 1 0 0 11 Mateo 1.3 0 0 0 0 1 0 14

Cairo grounded out to second, 4-3