They use Adam Dunns forskin as a tarp at Yankee Stadium when it rains. ADam Dunn once had sex with a cigerette machine. One time Adam Dunn ate an entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper inside.
I would take a stab at one of these guys if I was the Cubs , let Mitre go back to Iowa and start every day, The Cubs have good luck at picking arms off the scrap heap and getting decent years out of them Van Poppel, Worrell, Jobo, Rusch.