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Everything posted by Aaron Kennelly
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Willson, chatting with ladies online: -
Me, posting my latest article (spoilered for the squeamish):
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He drank himself sober.
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Kris Bryant in high leverage situations: Javier Baez, to all of the Cubs' non-Willson catchers: http://i.imgur.com/vOSsSUE.gif Justin Wilson, entering from the bullpen: http://i2.wp.com/www.rebeatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/pete2.gif?resize=500%2C250
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2017 Playoff Ticket Lottery ($50 refundable deposit required)
Aaron Kennelly replied to UMFan83's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
For a $50 deposit, I'll enter you guys into a lottery for a chance to ride a unicorn, should I procure one before this weekend. -
The Dodgers are trying their hardest to lose again.
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Shohei Ohtani Signs with the Angels
Aaron Kennelly replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Yeah. Pay the man under the table. Whatever he wants. -
What the hell was Joe doing not playing Schwarber over the weekend?
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Wait till Rizzo gets hot, too. Fatt Harvey will make it happen.
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Sweep these scrubs and let's get on a roll before we face the scum of the earth.
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If Duke is ragging on you, you must really suck I rag on guys plenty. I probably rag on Javy more than anyone, and he certainly doesn't suck.
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Jeez, dude. Just take the rest of the year off.
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Look at Bryant failing in low leverage situations like some kind of loser.
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Not that it's mattered tonight, but this lineup construction feels so much better. Let Willie, Happ, and Schwarbs take their shots at the bleachers right behind Bryzzo. Let Zobrist be patient and try to get on in front of Bryzzo. It's a shame it took Willie coming back for Joe to get it through his thick skull. But, man, he brings a whole new dynamic to the lineup.
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You got that right.
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Take your RISP takes and shove them directly up your asses.
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We got this, ninnies.
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We know Willson's not getting to first base on social media night.
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That take is so hot my face is melting.
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Kyle Hendricks: Somehow Greg Maddux
Aaron Kennelly replied to Aaron Kennelly's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
That's how Hendricks becomes a hall of famer for the braves. And I will blame you. and duke. Kyle is immune from my curse. He's the only one. Probably a good reason to lock him up. Then I can just write every article about him. -
And the Dodgers are losing 2-0. The Diamondbacks have hit a little rough patch, which is keeping this from being the funniest thing ever.
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1909 1908
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I seem to recall Avila hitting a walk-off two-run single and also hitting a 9th inning RBI triple to drive in the only run of a game. If the race stays this tight, his presence on the team after Willson went down looks pretty valuable.