"... so I says to Coach K, 'BECAUSE 7 ATE 9'" At my friends rehearsal dinner our black waiter told this joke except for the punch line says, "because 7 is a [expletive]". None of us knew how to react. Not that it would help, but I kinda need to know what expletive was there... I didn't tell you the waiter was black for no reason. That man sounds like some sort of genius at making white people uncomfortable.