*PUNCHES STAT LINE* WELCOME BACK TO EARTH. (Seriously, he clearly doesn't say "Erf." That meme is racist as hell) I don't remember what it sounds like, but it's not possible to say "Earth" with a cigar in your mouth.
I remember a case where a hit in a MLB game went wall-glove-over the wall, but it was so close the umps just thought it was off his glove. The rule is that it should have been ruled a double
6.5 game lead and they're getting worse, not better. This was a team they had a 14 game lead on. You're already giving them a loss tomorrow, too? It would be 5.5 then