I'd never make it in the Mulletary. I understand that you have to meet the following requirements; - must sport a non-washed-in-a-month-looking mullet - must have at least 1 large tattoo that is easily viewable to the public - must appreciate - and long for - the state of being that is induced when hard drugs and alcohol are mixed, while in public - must have been apprehended and served jail time, at least once, for assault and battery, again that of which occurred while in public for lots of people to witness - must have a son/daughter who looks alot like self and acts/does things alot like self -