You know you suck when Paul Bako is hitting better than you are.... I'm especially bitter because I ate off the VineLine in my youth. I remember Corey Patterson walking twice on Opening Day in 2002. I stomped around and said his jersey should read "G-O-D". I asked how cheap a flight to Cooperstown would be if I bought it 15 years in advance... yes, it was $1 pitcher night. It's a long shot, but never say never. CP is still young enough to get his head out of his arse and eventually unDustify himself. I was this close to turning my Kerry Wood rookie card into a beer coaster at the start of last season. Cue a "he'll get traded to the Cardinals joke."