It's not that you're old, it's that your 10 minutes response was objectively stupid. I think the DH is stupid. I think it's arcade [expletive]. So if my response to what I think is a stupid idea is stupid, so be it. Your response isn't stupid because it's responding to another stupid thing. Your response is stupid because having pitchers practicing hitting a little bit more would not do anything and is an intrinsically stupid idea. Thanks for explaining it to me Dad, I had no idea. Also, I don't know what sarcasm is and that was an earnest and very real effort. I'm still laughing at "progress", as if this is the [expletive] Industrial Revolution and not a game. With your posts in this thread it's kinda hard to tell the difference between sarcasm and just being stupid.