Alfonso Soriano

UNBELIEVABLE

Wow that was a ball

I called it he will do it

Refresh?

LOL

Seriously guys Jacque Jones is gonna hit a walk off and turn around his season. Or he will strike out

Where is our clutch hitter Alex S Gonzales?

1-5 I think

99 Years and we can't get a break

Hasn't gotten a hit in 3 straight games. He is currently hitting .230 and he hit in the leadoff spot tonight.

Why is Jones batting cleanup?

Jones' batting average is .234 now FYI

Player of the Game: Home Plate Umpire

NONE OF YOU BLAME DEMPSTER OR BARRETT. WE GOT SCREWED IN THE FIRST INNING WE SHOULDNT BE AT THIS POINT

:roll:

Ummm throw a strike

here we go again

2-2 If only we were at Wrigley

WHAT THE F*** SEND HIM DUMBA***

Izzy and Jones The 2 black holes (or a holes) in this lineup

SEND HIM

Can we trade Jacque for a used jock please?

Hit by pitch

BARRET GOD DAMN IT

I made a killer game thread on another forum. Here is some of it: Once again I bring you.... http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/1015/attachmentxn8.gif First off let me thank the LAST-PLACE TEXAS RANGERS for beating the Milwaukee Brewers not once but twice! http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/al/texas/00-texlogos.gif :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Game Time: 7:05 PM CST Network: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d7/Snb.gif http://survivinggrady.com/ttt.JPG *Plays Tomahawk Chop song that somehow is not offensive but Chief Illiniwek was.* http://www.augustasports.com/images/headlines/100998/Tomahawk_Chop_S_MH.jpg http://ericstoller.com/blog/images/chiefilliniwek.jpg Image Of The Day: http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/ http://i7.tinypic.com/4kebk8m.png Things To Watch When Jacque Jones is At-Bat: 1) The Series Finale Of The Sopranos http://www.popmatters.com/images/news_art/s/sopranos-poster.jpg 2) The Simple Life Goes To Camp with jail bird Paris Hilton http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/55/97/0000005597_20060919234748.jpg 3) Game 2 of the 2007 NBA Finals (Cavs/That team that always wins) http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nba/cleveland/00-Cavslogos.gif @ http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nba/sanantonio/00-Spurslogos.gif 4) The Tony Awards (My favorite awards show) http://www.tonyawards.com/images/pics/large/b_tony_award_0509.jpg 5) Or you can watch him strike out http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2006/09/03/20060902210152.jpeg Now to the game: http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nl/chicubs/00-Cubslogos.gif @ http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nl/atlbraves/00-Braveslogos.gif Ted Lilly http://a486.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/s_5118900b7cbd2fb3417a12b6ea62be9d.jpg 4-4 3.99 ERA VS Buddy Carlyle http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/gameday/mugshots/mlb/234194.jpg 1-1 4.50 ERA Notes: -A win gives us the series win, a loss ties the series at 2. -The Astros come into town tomorrow for a one game series. -Oh wait, the Astros are already in town playing the White Sox. -Oh wait, the Astros are already in town BEATING the White Sox. http://www.chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2005_09_sports_guillen.jpg "F*** You D$%^#^ Alfonso Soriano you F**** F** B****"