Despite being a total kickass dude, Samardzija has no wins, the ultimate sign of a pitcher's effectiveness. http://replygif.net/i/1100.gif On the other team is a former Cubs legend with a real girls name. He has an era of nearly 5 and a WILL TO WIN OF A LOT CAUSE HE HAS A NEARLY UNFATHOMABLE 3 WINS. http://replygif.net/i/1419.gif I probably won't watch this, cause I'll be drunk and full of hamburgers and hot dogs, but if you watch it, you could see history. Every Samardzija start from here forward could theoretically be his last loss in a Cubs uniform. http://i49.tinypic.com/azauiq.gif