theyll win 2 in a row, and Hendry wilkl be like "Well now that the Cubs are playing better" (whole crowd Groans) "We would like to anounce that Dusty Baker has recieved a 21 year extension" "Were very glad to anounce this" (by this time all of the reporters have left and there are just papers floating in the air about to fall) Dusty Begins with toothpick in mouth: "Id like to thankyou for this, (5 sec. pause, toothpick change) great opportunty, cant wait to start, hopefully we can get more black players because they take the heat better" Hendry walks in with another paper "We have just signed Glendon Rusch to a 7 year extension..."