Sammy Sofa
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"During pizza" sounds like a really creepy, totally unwanted, totally one-sided sex move. -
Hey, nice way to start the season! Lester kinda sucked and Schwarber has somehow gotten more powerful and worse in the field by shrinking and Happ immediately became a nightmare at the top of the order after that very first pitch, but you know what? That's all just sample size noise, baby. The important thing is that the dongs were there and the bullpen was sexy and Seal Boy has taken everything personally and is going to inflict his fury on the baseball world every chance he gets. Today the Cubs are facing a bunch of toilet wine-making hobos bused in from the local library and Kyle gets to break out his fancier curveball, so there's not much else to say besides imparting some important historical wisdom: http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/43/70/7c3d748611ffef62ff0393aa697f60eb.gif
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I thought Soriano did it in Houston one year, but that probably was just the first AB and not the first pitch of that AB.
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i hated it when they used CGI for MAWWWWWWWWW in the late seasons It was just the one scene.
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I figure we can give everyone some time to bask in this one; I'll put up the next one tomorrow morning.
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Wrigley Renovations and Related Wrigleyville Stuff
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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iirc, the way the article described it is that he turns the water on briefly to get wet, then turns it off while he scrubs up. Then he rinses off. So it running water for 90 seconds, but the "shower" takes five minutes or so. fwiw That makes more sense. Bottom line, if you're leaving soap on any part of your skin for less than 15-20 seconds it's not doing horsefeathers, and shampoo and whatnot really should be in your hair a good 2 minutes for it to actually do anything besides just making it smell better.
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Is it a coincidence that we kick it off with Sopranos and then Jersey's finest Seal MAN breaks it open? I think not.
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Yes, let all of the Marlins fail spectacularly except for Starlin.
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According to gameday he is right on top of the plate and white. Baez' response:
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Enough with guys getting hit already! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdne0yjKyj1r61a7no1_500.gif
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Man, this dude is just completely melting down.
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Man, Urena sucks, but Gameday has him getting robbed blind on two pretty egregious not-called strike 3's on Rizzo and Schwarber.
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A short shower (let's say less than 5 minutes) makes sense. 90 seconds or less is absurd and gross.
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http://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/892034/original/?width=320&version=892034
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Theo before they flew down to Swamplandia:
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What should I work on next?
Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in North Side Baseball Issues & Suggestions
For several weeks I was getting nothing but creepy dating site ads on the mobile version. Hmmmmm... http://ds106.us/wiki/images/1/1f/Dead_zone_hockey.gif -
Cardinals Close to Signing Greg Holland
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
This is a good and fitting typo. -
Yeah, I'm still amazed/happy that post-MLB Z didn't immediately turn into the gigantic fat guy I assumed he would. Is he still going to be the color guy for CSN's Spanish broadcast?
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It's still disgusting. It's not a waste of water to be horsefeathering clean.
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That is [expletive] disgusting.
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2018 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I don't know whether to feel excited or depressed over having a unique WC pick [tweet]https://twitter.com/MLBRosterMoves/status/977941637723754496[/tweet] I'm going to go with depressed This is too horsefeathering funny.
