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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Throw your hands up next time, Byrd.
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  3. Sammy Sofa
    Nice little sequence going here. Z rounding 3rd was hilarious.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I know I'm in the minority, but I think the Toyota sign looks cool at night. I want them to add a giant Coke Bottle like Boston used to have.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    He's probably the leader of those swarthy Latin bullies who are making the clubhouse so unbearable.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Good call. There's zero chance he's going to ever rebound after the stupid move of yanking him out of the rotation, making him a reliever and then having to work him back into the rotation. They better just release him and then set a big pile of money on fire just to be sure. This entire team is the equivelent of setting a big pile of money on fire. OK, let's just bench them all. Would it make a difference? May as well march out the I Cubs in their place. Stop now.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Good call. There's zero chance he's going to ever rebound after the stupid move of yanking him out of the rotation, making him a reliever and then having to work him back into the rotation. They better just release him and then set a big pile of money on fire just to be sure. This entire team is the equivelent of setting a big pile of money on fire. OK, let's just bench them all.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Good call. There's zero chance he's going to ever rebound after the stupid move of yanking him out of the rotation, making him a reliever and then having to work him back into the rotation. They better just release him and then set a big pile of money on fire just to be sure.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I'd like to think I'd at least be a little cool about and not sloppily stampeding around like a white trash monster constantly on the verge of date rape.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Why, are the Cubs going to somehow trick another team into thinking that Lee is worth a good return? H.S.C. He sucks [expletive]? High school [expletive]? Think about the last trade Lee was involved in. Choi at least had youth and potential. Lee is old, expensive (for one year) and, thus far this season, horrible.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Why, are the Cubs going to somehow trick another team into thinking that Lee is worth a good return? H.S.C. He sucks [expletive]? High school cunts?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Well, that was awesome, then horrible, then lucky.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Why, are the Cubs going to somehow trick another team into thinking that Lee is worth a good return?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    If Theriot is still starting next year I will murder someone.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Another K, wow I'm shocked I'm really just amazed that Lou keeps finding news ways to annoys us with his lineups. Why is Colvin batting 5th while Soriano is batting 6th? Does he think going RLR is some kind of secret cheat code? You know what would have been swell tonight? Fukudome Castro Byrd Soriano Lee Soto Fontenot Theriot
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Sit down and shut the [expletive] up, Colvin.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Cutting Grabow wouldn't be the best of ideas. With more than a year left on his contract, he could very well pitch like he has the past couple of years and have some trade value. Indeed. He's been frustrating as hell this year, but right now I'm just hoping he's able to bounce back and pitch more along the lines of what he's shown consistently before this season.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Someone find a bigger version of that shot from Wrigley the other day.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I wouldn't say Lincecum has "bad" mechanics, but I've definitely never heard anyone besides sulley describe them as "perfect." That's weird. I just hope Strasburg becomes sulley's new nemesis a la LeBron.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    True enough, but the Angels have expressed interest in Nady and if you can land anything in excess of what you'd have to pay for Spilborghs then why not? I've always liked Spilborghs and so far this year he's been pretty good even against righties. Though Colvin desperately needs a platoon partner.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Since they won Sunday, this would be game 2 of the streak. Well played, sir.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    This lineup is all kinds of stupid.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Bold prediction: the Cubs start a 9-game winning streak tonight. LET IT BE SO.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Didn't Pujols make the final out that game by smashing a line drive right at Neifi?
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I give you 200 hours before your sports fan misery returns and crushes you.
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