Ding Dong Johnson
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Everything posted by Ding Dong Johnson
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if only there was a warm body to send to Chicago
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let's face it. not even nachos can save this season -
dammit, why couldn't this be one of the games I'm not able to watch?
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warm it up, kris
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Is he getting hit hard? Pat and Ron are making it sound like he's been the victim of awful luck on weak contact. they've gotten a few cheap ones, but they've earned quite a few of them
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Chatwood will never throw another strike!
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underslide. he got to the bag but popped up like a doofus and his foot slid back ever so slightly
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Schwarbs might be somewhat useful if he could do that once or twice a week
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some of these angles look weird as hell with all the new Russell bat-proof netting
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chatwood will never walk anyone ever again!
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good they need the break for their brains
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[tweet]https://twitter.com/CoachKling/status/983080265449959424[/tweet]
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wtp horsefeathers is getting old. DONG ALREADY
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they’ll never win another game
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watching the brewers broadcast was so much more enjoyable before this inning
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what's better than vaunted? that's what these guys have achieved. they are showing some doofus how real men shower tonight mega cubs are back and outscoring their opponents by an average of 8 runs per game over their last 1 game. expect that number to improve as they work toward scoring more than a hundred million billion in Milwaukee this weekend. if they lose, they are all dead to me.
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holy horsefeathers, jonny’s swing actually looks pretty
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I hope after the game we find out that Javy said something like “I’ll show you how to run bases” to Braun when he was walking off the field
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holy horsefeathers, ednel
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the streak, she is over
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I thought Braun played for the dodgers
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I'd rather see Alzolay start at Iowa because the rest of the roster makes me yawn
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we're going to mix things up and send out positive vibes. my promise of a shutout wasn't technically wrong so now I will predict actual runs from the cobs as they return to glory if they do not win this game, fire everyone
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we all knew the cobs would be really terrible this year, but Sammy Sofa PackLandVA philosophizer75 it's time for ding dong johnson to step in and save this mother horsefeathering season. just kidding, they will get shutout again. the good news is, this bloodbath is on wgn so nobody will see it. but you have to feel bad for the kids that look up to Rizzo and everyone of us who gets a little warm when thinking about KB.
