Ding Dong Johnson
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Everything posted by Ding Dong Johnson
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I don't even give a horsefeathers we're losing both guys because we'll just churn out more awesome TEs, and we'll also never have a good enough QB to make a real difference anyway.
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General Baseball Chit-Chat Thread
Ding Dong Johnson replied to David's topic in General Baseball Talk
Ah, Deck McGuire. The Hayden Simpson draft. -
horsefeathers Russell. All hail Ednel Javier Baez.
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After the Bellinger dinger I decided to finally move on to episode 2 of The Wire. You’re welcome.
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I honestly do not remember when KB did not suck. That hit helps a little.
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"Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread
Ding Dong Johnson replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I wanted to click that heart, but the emoji turned me away. -
These buttholes are going to find a way to lose this game.
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Javy is the hero we need.
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horsefeathers, I thought I was going to make it through the night without hearing Smoltz’s dumb voice.
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Lol, Ted sucks so much.
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horsefeathers you, Ted. That one is all on you.
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horsefeathering come on, Ted. Holy horsefeathers.
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Even if he was out of the baseline, how embarrassing for Freese.
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Sexy
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Ted tried his best to help Maeda get out of this too.
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Would you rather... let Kyle Schwarber keep playing or try our Kyle for a couple weeks?
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Crunched https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/sporty-videos?playId=97827e99-3ca3-454d-a602-ba7a11b78ad5 Damn I got some details mixed up. I meant the 105 MPH double he hit on Saturday. There's your 2 bases back I refuse to believe that happened unless you can provide video where he's holding Saturday's paper in his hand prior to the pitch.
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I wish it were. I now cry every time I see a #17 Cubs jersey shirt that does not reference the name "Mabry" or "Sappelt".
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His last 7 days stats only covered 4 games. 1 double would make that much difference.
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Crunched https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/sporty-videos?playId=97827e99-3ca3-454d-a602-ba7a11b78ad5
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Happ's next victim.
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What are those numbers without that lazy infield pop fly that the wind (and bad defense) turned into a double? I do not feel any encouragement. .214 .353 .235 .578
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KB deserves to bat lower than 9
