Fireworks after every win! That's what'll draw those fans. Talent on the field? Feh. Where's that Parrot, tell him he's not thrusting enough. Not like it's Lou's fault for taking the Gold Glove first baseman out of the game, or Blanco's for just not coming up with the ball. Definitely all Theriot on that one.
A poorly placed loss with Houston, Milwaukee and St. Louis all winning (yeah, I know the Cards haven't won yet but you know they will, just because), but yes, just one game in May. No panic yet, although Woody blowing it again isn't good at all.
No team that has a neon green parrot walking around and making pelvic thrusts at people, video boards that tell fans to make noise and fireworks after a win should ever be allowed to take home a victory.