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  1. Of course. The initiative is ongoing, based on La Russa's research on steroids and human hormones that he carried out in Oakland. Looks like this guy's got the degeneration going too, though...
  2. He's the latest in the Cardinals' "Super Soldier" program, their genetic engineering intiative to produce an army of defensively-challenged first baseman/outfielder/DH types. http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_408219.jpg This was their first subject, using Dave Duncan's DNA as the base. As you can see, it has since experienced quite a bit of clonal degeneration, as the process was imperfect. http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_458628.jpghttp://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_458036.jpg Their second two efforts have been marginally more successful, at least as far as the degeneration goes, but between the two of them they're hitting about .200, so the program is still searching for its first perfect subject.
  3. I get serious http://75.125.185.66/forums/classic_images/smilies/icon_gu_b_slayer.gif from this video. Awesome.
  4. Oh snap. Look out, NL hitters, Angel Guzman wants a piece of the postseason pie and he may be willing to kidnap Howry and lock him in a closet to get there.
  5. I got it; I was talking to everyone else.
  6. Everyone who gets this joke, raise your hand. Every time Geo or DeRo has a night like Geo had tonight, I get genuinely excited to see what the end of season RBI numbers could look like if guys go on prolonged hot streaks with men on base ahead of them.
  7. If Carlos Lee were a Cub, we never would have had that moment last season where Scott Eyre was sticking his head out of the LF scoreboard during a game at the Juicebox and making faces at C. Lee while he was playing defense. And I don't know about you, but if laughing at moments like that is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  8. That's uglier than a Gracie slumpbuster.
  9. There's no chin under Soto's goatee, just another bat.
  10. http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r71/bcvm22/sigzeon/GeoStud.png
  11. Alright, straight shutdown inning here. I don't want this interesting at all.
  12. Oh. I still don't trust Howry, though. :|
  13. Wood. He hasn't worked since Thursday and I want this game to be OVER.
  14. A black cat named Bartman will cause a ball to go through Derrek Lee's legs and then get lost in the lights.
  15. Cot's lists full no-trade protection for Lilly. Nothing of the sort for Marquis, obviously.
  16. This is going to make Tim Kurkjian squeak with delight.
  17. The ultimate other shoe drops: Cubs stripped of all 80 wins and forbidden from winning the entire rest of the season.
  18. Rich Harden is a dirty, dirty individual. What a freaking beast.
  19. Bergmann's game log isn't as ugly as I thought it'd be. Cubs need to and should win just the same, though. Which probably means we'll lose 2-1 or something. :|
  20. http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r71/bcvm22/derolol.png Mark DeRosa: biggest female fan draw since Kyle Farnsworth?
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