I never said there was no chance. My guess is that he'd probably bat anywhere between .280 and .310 next year. I have no idea where on that range he'll fall, but if you set the over/under at .300 and made me bet on it, I'll take the under. One thing I will say...if the Cubs decide to go into 2009 with Theriot as their starting shortstop, I think it would be wise for them to give him more days off throughout the season. He tailed off the last couple months of the season. His September last year was a disaster. Edited to snip all the quoting. Well according to Shandler a true 300 hitter has a contact rate of at least 86% (because a strike out is always an out, whereas a ball in play has a chance of being a hit) and a walk rate of at least 11% (which measures selectivity, the more you walk, most likely the better batting eye, meaning you don't swing at pitches out of the zone). Its a good rule of thumb, but I'd also add in a bit more detail about the type of contact made. A guy who meets that criteria who hits all FBs, but without much power is not going to be a true 300 hitter. A guy who barely misses the threshold but hits a ton of LDs is going to be a true 300 hitter. A guy whos around the threshold and hits very few FBs, a decent amount of LDs and a lot of GBs, well hes a guy that is sorta a 300 hitter. Meaning that while he really IS a true 300 hitter, the variance of his average is going to be larger than normal that of a normal players. Basically, Theriot's average is more dependent on luck than other players. FBs (without power) are usually outs, LDs are usually hits, GBs, well its up to luck whether or not you hit it at someone. This is the category that Theriot falls into. He had an 11.2% BB rate and only a 10% K rate. His batted balls for 2008 (note, hes changed himself as a hitter this year from last) are 23.2%LD, 56.6%GB, 20.2%FB. Hes basically turned himself into the batter who faces ground ball pitchers (except for the fact that he has an above average walk rate and GB pitchers issue lower than average walks). So, while Theriot IS a true 300 hitter in the absence of luck, with good luck, he could contend for a batting title, with bad luck he could be worse than a replacement player. Thats something you can't really say about any other player.