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Cards v. Arrieta Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 32 30 7 4 0 0 2 2 5 .233 .281 .367 .648 0 0 0 0 1 Kolten Wong 26 26 6 1 0 0 0 0 9 .231 .231 .269 .500 0 0 0 0 1 Matt Carpenter 24 19 1 0 0 0 0 5 4 .053 .250 .053 .303 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Holliday 23 20 2 0 0 0 0 3 7 .100 .217 .100 .317 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 21 19 3 0 0 0 0 1 5 .158 .238 .158 .396 0 0 0 1 0 Matt Adams 20 18 6 2 0 0 4 2 6 .333 .400 .444 .844 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy Pham 6 5 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 6 4 1 0 0 0 1 2 2 .250 .500 .250 .750 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Moss 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 1 0 Michael Wacha 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Greg Garcia 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jedd Gyorko 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Lyons 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Adam Wainwright 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 179 159 30 7 0 0 8 18 46 .189 .279 .233 .512 0 0 0 2 2 Has not faced: Eric Fryer & Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Jaime Garcia, Mike Leake, Seth Maness, Seung-hwan Oh, Trevor Rosenthal and Kevin Siegrist Cubs v. Wacha Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 28 27 11 0 0 2 4 1 2 .407 .429 .630 1.058 0 0 0 0 0 Miguel Montero 18 16 2 1 0 0 4 2 5 .125 .222 .188 .410 0 0 1 0 2 Kris Bryant 17 16 7 1 1 2 6 1 6 .438 .471 1.000 1.471 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 10 9 1 0 1 0 0 1 3 .111 .200 .333 .533 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 9 8 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 .125 .222 .250 .472 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 6 6 2 1 0 0 3 0 1 .333 .333 .500 .833 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 6 4 1 1 0 0 2 2 2 .250 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 5 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 .400 .500 .600 1.100 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 5 2 2 0 0 0 0 2 .400 .400 .800 1.200 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Trevor Cahill 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 0 0 Total 118 107 29 8 2 4 19 11 28 .271 .339 .495 .834 0 0 1 0 3 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Willson Contreras and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Hector Rondon and Pedro Strop

Remember how bad he was when he first signed? I'm amazed he looks like he could be a serviceable Major League reliever. That was a misconcepcion.

Concepcion had a good outing today, and that was the true victory.

That's the worst swing I've seen in years

No celebration of Concepcion's scoreless outing on here?

this made my day. however, can someone explain to why Concepcion is a better option than Felix Pena right now?

If anyone has snapchat, you definitely should follow the Cubs account. some cool stuff on that.

i look forward to Ross's body issue

ESPNs body issue: because you weren't insecure about your body already. Also, when did Jake get time to go pitch naked in the middle of a desert? Arizona series?

NSB status: passed out

Cards v. 1st 1/2 Hammels Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jhonny Peralta 27 24 9 2 0 2 8 3 3 .375 .444 .708 1.153 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Holliday 21 18 5 3 0 0 0 2 5 .278 .381 .444 .825 0 0 0 1 0 Matt Carpenter 19 19 3 1 0 0 1 0 8 .158 .158 .211 .368 0 0 0 0 0 Yadier Molina 18 16 7 3 1 0 3 2 1 .438 .500 .750 1.250 0 0 0 0 1 Brandon Moss 13 13 4 2 0 0 2 0 3 .308 .308 .462 .769 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Adams 12 11 5 3 0 0 1 1 1 .455 .500 .727 1.227 0 0 0 0 0 Kolten Wong 9 7 1 1 0 0 0 1 2 .143 .333 .286 .619 0 0 0 1 0 Jedd Gyorko 8 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 4 .125 .125 .125 .250 0 0 0 0 0 Stephen Piscotty 8 7 2 0 1 1 2 1 2 .286 .375 1.000 1.375 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Wacha 4 4 1 0 0 0 2 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Aledmys Diaz 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 1 Greg Garcia 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jaime Garcia 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Carlos Martinez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy Pham 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Eric Fryer 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Lyons 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 152 140 40 16 2 3 19 10 34 .286 .342 .493 .835 0 0 0 2 2 Has not faced pitchers: Matthew Bowman, Jonathan Broxton, Mike Leake, Seth Maness, Seung-hwan Oh, Trevor Rosenthal, Kevin Siegrist and Adam Wainwright Cubs v. WainWRONG Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 37 35 10 1 0 1 4 2 5 .286 .324 .400 .724 0 0 0 0 3 Miguel Montero 26 24 7 0 0 1 2 2 7 .292 .346 .417 .763 0 0 0 0 1 Chris Coghlan 21 19 5 2 0 0 0 2 4 .263 .333 .368 .702 0 0 0 0 1 David Ross 19 18 6 3 0 1 4 1 6 .333 .368 .667 1.035 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 16 16 3 0 0 1 2 0 3 .188 .188 .375 .563 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 10 9 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .222 .222 .556 .778 1 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 9 8 3 1 0 0 0 1 2 .375 .444 .500 .944 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 8 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Jon Lester 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Lackey 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jake Arrieta 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Hendricks 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 165 155 40 7 0 5 14 9 37 .258 .299 .400 .699 1 0 0 0 5 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Willson Contreras and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Trevor Cahill, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Clayton Richard, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Adam Warren

Coomer doesn't really like walks.

$10 to NSBB if the Cubs win this one

Clayton still deserves a slap on the wrist for that [expletive]

Clayton Richard? Nevermind, this game is done. Time for bed guys.

can we pinch hit arrieta instead of montero?

i have a good feeling about the bottom 9th like a raging clue

did somebody put a flowtron in the booth during that stretch?

hit rizzo and its over

woah an ad for McBride's

She was a bitch. But what he did was still wrong. I don't know. A new study shows that distancing yourself from Lackey could lower your chances of cancer.

Better than Montero.

petition to change John Lackey's name to Lohn Jackey http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jackey *signs*