Omar

Who didn't see that coming? Send this bum to Iowa.

Peralta is stressful to watch

http://i.imgur.com/hBEIpFq.jpg Found this gem

its a baby clownfish

I miss the days before captchas where I could just script a bot to just continuously vote for me

Saturday's game is on Fox "NLCS rematch"

Mets v. Lackey Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Curtis Granderson 47 41 10 2 2 1 2 5 11 .244 .326 .463 .790 1 0 0 0 1 Asdrubal Cabrera 33 31 7 2 0 1 3 1 8 .226 .273 .387 .660 0 0 0 1 1 James Loney 29 29 8 3 0 1 5 0 2 .276 .276 .483 .759 0 0 0 0 1 Kelly Johnson 26 26 6 2 0 0 2 0 6 .231 .231 .308 .538 0 0 0 0 3 Neil Walker 12 11 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .273 .333 .273 .606 0 0 0 1 1 Yoenis Cespedes 6 4 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 .250 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 1 0 Wilmer Flores 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Bartolo Colon 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 1 Alejandro De Aza 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 0 0 0 0 0 Matt Harvey 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 164 153 37 11 2 3 14 7 32 .242 .288 .399 .687 1 0 0 3 8 Has not faced: Travis d'Arnaud, Brandon Nimmo, Matt Reynolds and Rene Rivera & Has not faced pitchers: Antonio Bastardo, Jerry Blevins, Jacob deGrom, Jeurys Familia, Sean Gilmartin, Erik Goeddel, Steven Matz, Addison Reed, Hansel Robles, Noah Syndergaard and Logan Verrett Cubs v. Matz Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Ben Zobrist 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 David Ross 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Travis Wood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 12 10 2 1 0 0 0 2 3 .200 .333 .300 .633 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Jason Heyward, Miguel Montero, Addison Russell and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Jason Hammel, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Joel Peralta, Hector Rondon and Pedro Strop

hes just living up to his name

that only takes like 2 weeks. every 2 weeks is another year of contract 1 like = 1 prayer 1 share = 10 prayers

foul tip to the nuts. Yeesh. JOCK STRAP

Wilson has officially thrown out as many runners as Montero (2) in 33 less attempts.

Kyle Hendricks and Carl Edwards Jr. I want more Nascar names on this team.

http://www.azquotes.com/public/pictures/authors/34/75/3475a04f25779be2a4f30dce17836272/5475aed86f2a8_dusty_baker.jpg 2016 splits for Javy Split G GS PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB ROE BAbip tOPS+ sOPS+ Night 30 18 89 84 10 20 3 0 3 9 4 0 3 19 .238 .281 .381 .662 32 4 2 0 0 0 0 .274 82 78 Day 30 20 94 88 12 24 6 0 4 16 0 1 4 21 .273 .319 .477 .796 42 0 2 0 0 1 2 .317 117 115

Ben NOPErist

Freddie Boom-Boom Bynum?

Reds v. Hendricks Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Tucker Barnhart 13 11 3 0 0 0 0 2 3 .273 .385 .273 .657 0 0 1 0 0 Joey Votto 8 5 3 0 0 2 2 3 2 .600 .750 1.800 2.550 0 0 1 0 0 Eugenio Suarez 7 7 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 .143 .143 .286 .429 0 0 0 0 0 Jay Bruce 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Phillips 6 6 2 0 0 0 2 0 1 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 1 Billy Hamilton 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Zack Cozart 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 0 0 0 1 0 Ivan De Jesus 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Michael Lorenzen 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 1 0 Total 52 45 10 1 0 2 7 5 16 .222 .327 .378 .705 0 0 2 2 1 Has not faced: Ramon Cabrera, Adam Duvall, Tyler Holt and Jose Peraza & Has not faced pitchers: Tony Cingrani, Anthony DeSclafani, Jumbo Diaz, Brandon Finnegan, J.J. Hoover, Raisel Iglesias, John Lamb, Ross Ohlendorf, Cody Reed, Josh Smith, Dan Straily and Blake Wood

What we need cannot be built in a gif. Anyone good at flash?

I want to see a ball hit to Strop

The Show doesn't allow pitchers to play positions

will this game ever end?

It's when like you're out with a friend drinking, having a good time and then at some point you just run out of stuff to talk about because you've exhausted everything.

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that the tank & rebuild wasn't worth it, last night was your answer.

Cubs v. Lamb Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jason Heyward 6 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 .200 .333 .200 .533 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 3 3 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 2 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Hammel 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Addison Russell 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Total 15 13 4 2 0 0 1 2 4 .308 .400 .462 .862 0 0 0 0 0 Has not faced: Albert Almora, Kris Bryant, Chris Coghlan, Willson Contreras, Miguel Montero, David Ross, Matt Szczur and Ben Zobrist & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Joel Peralta, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood Reds v. Lester Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Jay Bruce 18 17 3 1 0 0 3 0 4 .176 .167 .235 .402 0 1 0 0 1 Brandon Phillips 18 18 6 1 0 0 3 0 3 .333 .333 .389 .722 0 0 0 0 0 Joey Votto 15 15 4 1 1 0 1 0 3 .267 .267 .467 .733 0 0 0 0 1 Eugenio Suarez 14 14 2 0 0 1 1 0 3 .143 .143 .357 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Zack Cozart 10 9 3 0 0 1 3 0 2 .333 .300 .667 .967 0 1 0 0 0 Adam Duvall 8 7 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .143 .250 .143 .393 0 0 0 0 0 Billy Hamilton 7 7 5 1 0 1 1 0 0 .714 .714 1.286 2.000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Holt 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 0 1 Ivan De Jesus 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony DeSclafani 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Jose Peraza 3 3 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Brandon Finnegan 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .500 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Ramon Cabrera 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 109 105 28 5 1 3 14 2 24 .267 .275 .419 .694 0 2 0 0 3 Has not faced: Tucker Barnhart & Has not faced pitchers: Tony Cingrani, Jumbo Diaz, J.J. Hoover, Raisel Iglesias, John Lamb, Michael Lorenzen, Ross Ohlendorf, Cody Reed, Josh Smith, Dan Straily and Blake Wood